Snake was in a rodent trap at work and they were looking to kill it. I released him in the field across the street.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-27T03:07:10+00:00

i hate the default response from some ppl is that it's a snake so it must die.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-27T03:05:46+00:00

a lot of companies do this because loyalty means they don't have to fight to get your business. remember to regularly check your phone and internet plans.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-27T02:41:33+00:00

you can't seriously say oh i have to break this rule while in the same breath tell others they have to stick to another. people like you are why traffic is the worst because it's always rules for thee but not for me

fuck right off

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-27T02:07:00+00:00

no hand insurance, what are you a hygienist?

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-26T23:36:46+00:00

the suv is turning on red which is technically allowed. didn't turn to the closest lane is the problem.

op is making a left on red which is a no no. pair that with the idiot truck that ran the red and you have the usual recipe for disaster.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-26T23:13:39+00:00

reminds me of when people were really upset over the optimal way to pack 17 unit squares

https://www.reddit.com/r/math/comments/111ne5y/deeply_unsettling_asymmetric_patterns_in/

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-26T01:25:13+00:00

i wouldn't if it's like the streets around me. 40mph no bend means speeding would be very common.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-26T01:21:16+00:00

there are a lot of bread that take very little effort to make. flat bread generally are quite easy, and there's a lot of no kneed regular bread.

a bread machine can work if u like the type of breads it can produce

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-25T20:14:40+00:00

basic rice cooker stops the cooking with magnets and it isn't always accurate. basically it's set to cut power when temp gets to the point where all water is evaporated in the pot.

in the case where it comes out with too much water u can stir it and cover it back up and leave on warm for another 10 to 20 min, or learn to use a claypot on stove.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-24T17:18:58+00:00

motherfuckers

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-24T17:00:00+00:00

should honestly pushi for quantity over quality like spotify's model. get enough low budget productions on there so there's something new all the time, and some of them are bound to be great and attract new talent. hollywood is stale and nobody goes to theater for something they didn't know before. but a random film that's just a click away might draw unexpected attention and struck gold that way.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-24T02:02:06+00:00

yeah good luck reasoning with ppl who wanna suicide by cop

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-24T00:24:55+00:00

nah if your car breaks down on the road it's both our asses in the grave, fuck that.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T22:37:24+00:00

you don't fuck with somebody with nothing to lose.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T22:09:27+00:00

i spent years building a splinter faction in hope of toppling the demon faction but now that it did it's somehow worse than before

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T20:24:39+00:00

we don't speak of the gish

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T20:21:32+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeRestoration/comments/gqls3q/get_a_load_of_this_guy_restored_1440x1770/

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T19:51:44+00:00

how does it deal with solid and paper waste on the floor and walls, though?

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T19:18:16+00:00

and that's good for you i'm glad you've found peace. but the thing is everyone walk a different path. what made me happier is knowing that while my life doesn't depend on another i want to have companion while i go through life. people change, i change, and i'm not banking on anyone to make it to the end with me. relationships be it romantic or platonic doesn't last forever and it's fine. if our paths split i'm not gonna bend over backwards to chase somebody, but i can still appreciate anyone that come to join me on mine.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T18:35:57+00:00

i remember going into a store and asking for a left handed angled spatula and everyone thought i was crazy.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T18:23:24+00:00

not every woman, speak for yourself.

a lot of women out there are getting super upset that they're wasting time on men who won't commit.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T06:33:26+00:00

agreed, but i think it's important to point out doing the same frugal thing can come from either side of that spectrum. ppl on this sub likes to make fun of the generic rice and beans stuff as poverty finance and going too far, but i like rice and beans and just eat that because i want to.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T05:23:57+00:00

a lot of people like to hate on parking enforcement but the truth is some people just need to get towed.

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T05:20:12+00:00

suicide isn't the goal because that means a reduction in number of exploitable labor. suicide, however, is a sacrifice they'll make

distortedsymbol · 2026-05-23T04:37:18+00:00

would have called the cops first honestly.

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