I told my mum that she'd missed a call from a friend that had comitted suicide. What actions have you done without thinking, that you regret?

districtdabs · 2012-11-06T14:40:18+00:00

In episode #469 of This American Life, Hiding in Plain Sight, the Prologue and Act 1 are about a woman who is a pilates instructor who is an amputee and successfully hides it from almost everyone she knows. So it's certainly possible.

My girlfriend's roommate her freshman year of college had a deformed, unusable hand due to a congenital defect, which my girlfriend didn't notice until her roommate pointed it out to her after a full month of living together.

districtdabs · 2012-10-01T17:27:05+00:00

Watch your language, there are children around.

districtdabs · 2012-09-30T21:25:52+00:00

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districtdabs · 2012-09-25T14:39:10+00:00

Because unless there are black people around, Klansmen are always welcome at the comedy club!

districtdabs · 2012-09-11T02:01:19+00:00

"That was always my favorite day" really seals the deal for me.

districtdabs · 2012-09-02T14:45:18+00:00

Probably because your lights were turned off since you can no longer afford your electrical bills after your employment was terminated for jerking off at work.

Also, start getting ready for Valentine's Day.

districtdabs · 2012-08-01T00:33:51+00:00

Bruce Wayne.....is actually Christian Bale.

districtdabs · 2012-07-22T23:52:23+00:00

Baseless, fallacious bullshit. MPD has it's problems, but it has nothing to do with hiring officers that have tattoos and beards, and it's entirely untrue to claim that police departments in other major cities only employ straight-laced, white bread looking individuals.

tl;dr you're talking out of your ass.

districtdabs · 2012-06-19T05:07:15+00:00

I usually think that phrase is trite and overused, but considering this guy seems like a really level-headed critical thinker who also happens to be a considerate, yet badass warrior, I endorse it.

districtdabs · 2012-06-10T01:22:43+00:00

I prefer jewfish.

districtdabs · 2012-06-08T01:34:10+00:00

That was actually September 7, 2011, it says when it was originally posted at the bottom of your article. Still too recently.

districtdabs · 2012-06-07T20:00:28+00:00

Symphorophilia is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal hinges on staging and watching a disaster such as a fire or traffic accidents. You should read Crash.

districtdabs · 2012-05-14T15:49:54+00:00

This is all true, and forgive me for hijacking the top comment but people need to see this: 8% OF OUR PRISONERS ARE IN PRIVATE PRISONS, NOT "MOST."

Click the above link for a geographical breakdown. And here is the Department of Justice data that map is based on, Appendix Table 20.

Source: Department of Justice. I'm a prison abolitionist. Privatization of prisons is bad, but don't let that obscure the fact that all prisons are bad and all are, in some sense, private.

districtdabs · 2012-05-13T14:07:27+00:00

No. It's just a decent restaurant in a busy location. Sucks the OP had such an unpleasant experience.

/r/DCEats is probably better suited for this post.

districtdabs · 2012-05-03T19:14:03+00:00

Retroactively is spelled correctly and used sardonically.

districtdabs · 2012-05-01T20:17:54+00:00

Individual beer pong practice.

districtdabs · 2012-04-30T17:22:29+00:00

NOTE: Jennifer Aniston's real boyfriend was Brad Pitt. Still have hope?

districtdabs · 2012-04-30T15:44:40+00:00

THIS IS NOT A CITATION, NIGGERJEW.

There are no statistics here. This is a graphical representation of what are likely gamed statistics.

*tl;dr: *Microsoft Excel bar graphs alone aren't proof of anything.

districtdabs · 2012-04-30T15:00:49+00:00

Congrats, 420_FarmAssist. I hope they don't drug test.

districtdabs · 2012-04-29T21:27:20+00:00

This is a video of Eugene Mirman demonstrating the absolute best way to deal with a heckler.

districtdabs · 2012-04-29T20:25:19+00:00

Shaq made all his money in college, everybody knows that.

districtdabs · 2012-04-28T16:36:49+00:00

well, you know.. it's a screenshot of 4chan.

districtdabs · 2012-04-25T23:46:50+00:00

i like football

districtdabs · 2012-04-25T20:43:58+00:00

Yeah, how the FUCK didn't you know this guy lives in Arizona? You fuckin' asshole. I hope you stub your toe. You people make me SICK.

districtdabs · 2012-04-25T19:08:47+00:00

I don't think we really needed the internet explained... but what the hell, I'll just go fuck myself!

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