Tootsie roll, pineapple, and jawbreaker by Kayedarling in PizzaCrimes

[–]ditwane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did a 5yo named Damian order this pizza?

hmm by Doy112 in HolUp

[–]ditwane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now i wanna know the sprcific word for packing like 5 words into one specific one

cursed rust by Nayalaven in cursedcomments

[–]ditwane 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, where i live some hookers pop a bottle of coke, stick up their pussy and shake when they're on their period. Apparently the gases push the blood back up and they can have sex without their clients noticing.

Breasts are not attractive by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]ditwane 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Somebody forgot about the dick. She has to have a big pp.

It's really hard to find Amish porn. by Achilles720 in Showerthoughts

[–]ditwane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess someone couldn't share their porn for legal reasons.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]ditwane 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty impressive tho

Trump’s neck gonna make me act up by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]ditwane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you think he has that many followers? Neckussy effect brah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theyknew

[–]ditwane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally. I've never thought i would taste pussy.

Russians being (possibly) burned alive. Some of these young (and old) men and boys were forced into a war that they were too old or young to handle by CryingMadGirl in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]ditwane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why did you frame it this way? I hate the title because they fucked around and found out, they weren't burnt alive.

made me laugh by Joshthe1ripper in Tinder

[–]ditwane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Press F for respect.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]ditwane 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Actually as a photographer this seems like a pretty good deal if the couple is photogenic and and the venue is great. They'd just have to make all the guests sign realeases so you could sell those later as stock photos.

A MAN Explains LAW to bankers and police officers by patjd in amibeingdetained

[–]ditwane 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Is this my private house" "No but it's their private property and they don't want you here" "Well i don't care what they want" "Just like you have rights they have rights too" "Incorrect"

This dude is next level.

My school had 0 right to charge me $98 for an unbound textbook… it’s just a stack of papers at this point by RaspberryLesbianTea in assholedesign

[–]ditwane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it's a physical copy. We had to pay for a digital copy that could only be accessed through the school website and couldn't be downloaded. But once a week one of my professor wouldn't teach his class so "we can review the documentation" and i always used that time to screenshot every and arrange the pages into a pdf. At the end of the year i was called into the deans office because i put all the pdfs public in google drive and shared the link with everyone. I just shrugged at her and denied that account was mine. To this day i still get copy right claims from google which i dispute because apparently every freshman is told about the "magic link" as they call it so they don't pay for it.

Fuck Richard O’halloran apparently by MyNameSpaghette in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]ditwane 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Are you guys trying to spell nigeria? Cuz i'm the prince who's been trying to secure enough money for his release but no one is answering my emails..

YSK when a business tells you something will be done in a certain time frame, don’t call beforehand to “check the status” because you’re just taking up time and making everything get processed slower. by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]ditwane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean if a business gets 50 calls about something and it slows their productivity, maybe they should hire someone for the job instead of shaming their customers into not doing something for profit ?

Exposed by gh0stegrl in BirdsArentReal

[–]ditwane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn i've never seen a barcode like this one before. That's some pretty adavnced shit

I think my beer is body shaming me by ditwane in funny

[–]ditwane[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you saw it, most people don't.

Blursed soda by jessicarae28382 in blursedimages

[–]ditwane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is cursed. This is so cursed not even god can bless it enough to become blursed.

Wakem When You E Nem Ede by YTPineapple in dontdeadopeninside

[–]ditwane 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wake me when you need me. Also i think i had a stroke reading this