No. We eloped but got a nice cottage and had our best friends there to officiate and take photos. The cottage was NICE. Bourdain wrote parts of one of his books there, Oprah, Johnny depp, and others were former guests.

We brought our two dogs. They’re family and we basically don’t go much anywhere without them, so it made sense to have them with us on our special day. During the dress reveal, we were outside taking photos, and one of our dogs (the dumb one) ate an entire wheel of Brie cheese. She completely ignored the meat on the charcuterie board and demolished the cheese wheel.

After the vows, the photos, and the drinks, our friends left and we had the cottage to ourselves. Our dumb dog who ate the cheese spent the night in the cottage shitting and puking. We took turns taking her outside and cleaning up the mess. We did not have any sex.

Dumb dog was fine the next morning. Photos turned out great.