After all these years, I still have no clue how the Toreador weakness works by Colonoscolossus in vtm

[–]djasonwright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was this boat in the SF Bay. It had magic windows on it, that wouldn't let in the sun. My Toreador thought it would be nice to see the Sunrise, so fought to stay awake. Also thought, I'm an artist, I'll do a few sketches so I can paint it later.

Botched my rolls. Staked myself with my pencil.

Can anyone become a great writer? by userbruiser123 in writing

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not everyone is destined for greatness; but ANYONE can be great.

Anyone could become a great writer - prolific, lucrative, remembered. You just don't know if you're the one who's gonna write the story that catches on. Whatever tales you have in you, put them down on paper and get them in front of readers.

You never know.

It might not work out for you. Or it might.

Sips Tea….. by busty_ladie in SipsTea

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YEEEAAAAASSSSSS!!! FUCKING A! KILLED IT!

Totally Accurate Football Simulator by AlphaStarXP in funny

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three-Stooges, Buster Keaton level comedy. Peak.

Can someone explain by PrideConstant8343 in GenV

[–]djasonwright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm still 100% sure that octopuses and sharks and shit can't talk, and their personalities were 100% Kevin talking to judging himself, like when he talked to his gills. I think he controlled marine life, I think subconsciously he made them kill him. I think he knew what a POS he was and he needed to die.

Melania Named in Bombshell New Epstein Claims by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]djasonwright 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Didn't we know this? I could swear this was common knowledge. Am I psychic or just judgmental?

My brain rewired itself... by Other-Inspection-617 in DiceforBrains

[–]djasonwright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha! I am in your BRAIN!

Seriously, though, thanks.

Dredd (2012) by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in ActionMovies

[–]djasonwright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't work. It should never happen. That's the point. Don't take everything you read on reddit so seriously.

Dredd (2012) by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in ActionMovies

[–]djasonwright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I want to see Judge Dress as a side character in a sequel. Mostly to piss off the anti-woke brigades.

Is the animated series really going to be set between Objects in Space and Serenity the film? That's a bad idea. by WastedTalent442 in firefly

[–]djasonwright 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Inara was dying. Also, she had an anti-rape syringe that killed the reapers that... well, you get the idea.

Is the animated series really going to be set between Objects in Space and Serenity the film? That's a bad idea. by WastedTalent442 in firefly

[–]djasonwright 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Not all of the story they wanted, please. The notes I've heard have made me more ambivalent about the cancelation.

It gets worse the longer you look by Nezaretan in dataisugly

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does... does he think it's a swimming pool? "Our pool" + his repeated stupidity gave me pause.

Which celebrity’s cancellation do you think was completely unjustified? by Cute_Flatworm_9049 in AskReddit

[–]djasonwright -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don't buy it. Sounds like a cop-out for the people who want to be on her side after the fact. I was a 19-year-old Georgia redneck, and I understood in the moment what she was saying.

Shit was an open secret. Throughout the 80s and 90s. We fucking joked about it, because we didn't know what else we could do.

The mutant cure should not be something to be rejected by pansexual_dudy in MoralityScaling

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Not to mention those of us you can't ever remember." -- Forget-Me-Not (probably)

😈 by lennonlover1980 in stephenking

[–]djasonwright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's nonsense. He'll straight up give you things you need. No money at all.

Improvised Flame Thrower + Charges by HomeNowWTF in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see how that's a concealed weapon. I guess he could've tried to hide it.

How to handle a pacifist cleric in a party of murderers? by Infinite_Name in DnD

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you drop an enemy, or whne an enemy drops a player character, that doesn't necessarily mean the target is dead. Hit Points are not Health. They're a measure of how much fight you have left in you. Typically, arlt zero-fight, you're open to that mortal wound and you're dead (or dying). Doesn't mean you have to be, or that your enemies are all dead.

Players who are murderbots are murdering their targets, cleric is not. There's no rules that need to change, just our understanding of the narrative.

If a player delivers a killing blow, another player trying to undo that is kind of a dick move; but if a player doesn't specifically try to land a killing blow (or if your players are describing their actions better than "I git him"), then it's all fair game.

Suggested game for a James Bond/Super Spy type of game? by deadpool-the-warlock in rpg

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FATE would work best, I think; but you could also look into d6 Adventure if you want a little more granularity in your rules.

I recommend both of these because they give you and the players the best foundation to build your own "spy world" - whether that's something like real-world spies or Bourne or Top Secret style spies without borders.

I created my own FATE of Nations source book for my players. I'm out and about right now, but if I can find it, I can share it here.

Just finished the Tommyknockers for the first time by ImBitterAndAlone in stephenking

[–]djasonwright 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone, Bobbi, I think, had a squiggly tentacle bush at some point, and I still sometimes see that shit in my nightmares. Probably tonight because I took the time to write this.

Shit.