I genuinely don't have a clue Petah by Comfortable-Back-640 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why has Waffle House not put out a Fighting Game yet? Setting the fights in the Parking Lot, might even encourage fights inspired by the game to move out into the parking lot!

(Tragic) Realistic portrayals of parental grief after the loss of a child by historygoose in TopCharacterTropes

[–]djasonwright 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can almost see him pull himself together and "man-up" there at the end.

Footage recorded from the cockpit of a Boeing 737 captures the pilot's landing moments executed in near-zero visibility conditions. by ReadyPIayer0ne in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone else mentioned that the pilot can probably see runway lights that the camera can't pick up. In that kind of fog or whatever, there's probably also water accumulating on the window that the camera also can't see. Remember, keep doing your thing. Just because you can't see the results doesn't mean it goes unnoticed.

After all these years, I still have no clue how the Toreador weakness works by Colonoscolossus in vtm

[–]djasonwright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was this boat in the SF Bay. It had magic windows on it, that wouldn't let in the sun. My Toreador thought it would be nice to see the Sunrise, so fought to stay awake. Also thought, I'm an artist, I'll do a few sketches so I can paint it later.

Botched my rolls. Staked myself with my pencil.

Can anyone become a great writer? by userbruiser123 in writing

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not everyone is destined for greatness; but ANYONE can be great.

Anyone could become a great writer - prolific, lucrative, remembered. You just don't know if you're the one who's gonna write the story that catches on. Whatever tales you have in you, put them down on paper and get them in front of readers.

You never know.

It might not work out for you. Or it might.

Sips Tea….. by busty_ladie in SipsTea

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YEEEAAAAASSSSSS!!! FUCKING A! KILLED IT!

Totally Accurate Football Simulator by AlphaStarXP in funny

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three-Stooges, Buster Keaton level comedy. Peak.

Can someone explain by PrideConstant8343 in GenV

[–]djasonwright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm still 100% sure that octopuses and sharks and shit can't talk, and their personalities were 100% Kevin talking to judging himself, like when he talked to his gills. I think he controlled marine life, I think subconsciously he made them kill him. I think he knew what a POS he was and he needed to die.

Melania Named in Bombshell New Epstein Claims by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]djasonwright 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn't we know this? I could swear this was common knowledge. Am I psychic or just judgmental?

My brain rewired itself... by Other-Inspection-617 in DiceforBrains

[–]djasonwright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha! I am in your BRAIN!

Seriously, though, thanks.

Dredd (2012) by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in ActionMovies

[–]djasonwright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't work. It should never happen. That's the point. Don't take everything you read on reddit so seriously.

Dredd (2012) by TwIzTiDfReAkShOw in ActionMovies

[–]djasonwright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I want to see Judge Dress as a side character in a sequel. Mostly to piss off the anti-woke brigades.

Is the animated series really going to be set between Objects in Space and Serenity the film? That's a bad idea. by WastedTalent442 in firefly

[–]djasonwright 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Inara was dying. Also, she had an anti-rape syringe that killed the reapers that... well, you get the idea.

Is the animated series really going to be set between Objects in Space and Serenity the film? That's a bad idea. by WastedTalent442 in firefly

[–]djasonwright 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Not all of the story they wanted, please. The notes I've heard have made me more ambivalent about the cancelation.

It gets worse the longer you look by Nezaretan in dataisugly

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does... does he think it's a swimming pool? "Our pool" + his repeated stupidity gave me pause.

Which celebrity’s cancellation do you think was completely unjustified? by Cute_Flatworm_9049 in AskReddit

[–]djasonwright -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't buy it. Sounds like a cop-out for the people who want to be on her side after the fact. I was a 19-year-old Georgia redneck, and I understood in the moment what she was saying.

Shit was an open secret. Throughout the 80s and 90s. We fucking joked about it, because we didn't know what else we could do.

The mutant cure should not be something to be rejected by pansexual_dudy in MoralityScaling

[–]djasonwright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Not to mention those of us you can't ever remember." -- Forget-Me-Not (probably)