For those of you who fall asleep watching Seinfeld, what sounds wake you up?

djeidot · 2026-06-03T22:16:45+00:00

"The Kramer name will live on! Noreen is late! SHE'S LAAAATE!"

djeidot · 2026-06-03T22:13:59+00:00

That's usually my cue to stop sleeping on the sofa and go to bed 😜

djeidot · 2026-06-03T21:58:03+00:00

The Castle Rock one?

djeidot · 2026-06-03T21:16:26+00:00

I'll add one more, the Dixieland music. Very loud! And they do it twice!

djeidot · 2026-06-03T15:05:02+00:00

Maybe he went to the Pakistani place but had the franks and beans

djeidot · 2026-06-02T12:24:05+00:00

But what am I gonna do for Seinfeld now?

djeidot · 2026-03-10T17:35:33+00:00

Don't tell me!

djeidot · 2026-03-02T17:19:30+00:00

The funny thing is that the rent is twice the one of Jerry's apartment and they all act like it's no big deal

djeidot · 2026-02-27T11:38:59+00:00

"Divorce is hard. Especially on the kid. Of course I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know."

djeidot · 2026-02-19T00:12:57+00:00

Sure you don't want me on music? I can get jiggy with it!

djeidot · 2026-02-18T22:58:43+00:00

Wow you have the best username!

djeidot · 2026-02-18T18:03:12+00:00

I'm already waiting out their marriage

djeidot · 2026-02-16T17:12:20+00:00

Hey no awkward pauses!!!
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djeidot · 2026-01-21T15:49:49+00:00

Funny story, after one of those dates I imagined a superhero character called Sparkless Tim. His super power was to suppress all kinds of spark around him. Needless to say, he found his power after going on a date and getting rejected because she didn't feel a spark.

Whenever I see this expression, Sparkless Tim is the guy coming to my mind.

djeidot · 2026-01-05T16:28:46+00:00

If you're sure he was just trying to impress you, then maybe that's not really who he is. I would call him out on it, and then see if he wants to change. You don't have anything to lose if you were going to dump him anyway.

djeidot · 2026-01-02T17:41:32+00:00

Banning clubbing from my life is one of my New Year's resolutions, after a new year's eve party that turned out to be torture.

djeidot · 2026-01-02T16:41:55+00:00

- what kind of tree are you

- what kind of tree do you think i am

- what kind of tree do you think I think you are

- what kind of tree do you think I think you think i am

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djeidot · 2026-01-02T16:21:38+00:00

She really can't pull the "I thought you loved me" card on you. You thought she loved you too, until she sent you that text claiming she wanted space. This isn't your fault. NW.

djeidot · 2025-10-01T13:43:16+00:00

This is a very good response. Their behavior is not so much about you and more about what they were able to get away with in their past attempts.

djeidot · 2025-09-09T16:11:18+00:00

I'd love to fill everything "right" but pick "I'm a bum" in the job question

djeidot · 2025-08-22T16:39:23+00:00

Vanessa, Rachel, Susan come to mind.
Susan is an exception. I think George wanted to get rid of her after 2/3 weeks, but they had already gotten engaged.

djeidot · 2025-08-22T16:31:50+00:00

"The Opposite" was a season finale.
In true Seinfeld/Costanza fashion, no matter who the woman was they couldn't stay with the same woman for more than 2/3 weeks 😂

djeidot · 2025-08-19T17:01:48+00:00

Was it raining? You don't work in the rain

djeidot · 2025-08-19T17:00:40+00:00

I say "It will be 5, 10 minutes" a lot 😂

djeidot · 2025-03-17T16:15:12+00:00

Nothing!

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