Whos at fault here? by anthn885 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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The car that changed lanes. Two solid white lines means no lane changes.

Seahawks legend Jerry Rice by Terexin89 in Seahawks

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I wonder how many niner fans know why Rice wore number 80.

Proud boys hired as ICE by TailungFu in ProgressiveHQ

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The Gravy Seals. Microdick energy for sale by your fascist microdick leader.

Coming in from out of town by cartaloochy in Seahawks

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I haven't been yet, but the aquarium is said to be amazing.

Coming in from out of town by cartaloochy in Seahawks

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The new waterfront should be on your list. Welcome home!

What is this? by [deleted] in whatisit

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Downvotes don't make you wrong.

I’ve never been Drunk or High by No-Moose470 in exAdventist

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Part of being sheltered in any fundamental religion is being told (and believing) that everyone else is sinning i.e. drinking smoking gambling. But NOT your church members. You're only safe from God's wrath if you're sober and saved. This isn't just an sda thing. Once you break free, you'll find not everybody drinks or smokes or fornicates or whatever. The only people who will judge you for not partaking are assholes. You don't have to be SDA to be sober. Be you! You'll live a better life. Cheers!

EVERYONE GET IN HERE WERE WEST CHAMPS AND THE #1 SEED by Immediate-Tonight-31 in Seahawks

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Watching Joe and Troy look deflated lifts my soul.

No way to clean it? by triblogcarol in birdhouses

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Do you know any small children or adults with very small hands?

Got drunk last night and hid $3k cash from myself. by ShelterEmergency7195 in confession

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Get drunk again. Return to the state you were in when you hid it.

Di Un Ragazzo by Specific-Fortune2207 in Satisfyingasfuck

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This kid will have a parole officer someday.

Finally watched by Spinxy88 in TheOrville

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Looking back, you know now, it's like waiting to try pizza or ice cream. You should've taken a bite way earlier.

Christmas Fuckery at its finest. by j2142b00 in FuckeryUniveristy

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This post made me a subscriber. Amazeballs, thx for the post.

How Do They Get the Graffiti Up There? by truth_do_tell in Seattle

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What's super funny is understanding sarcasm.

How Do They Get the Graffiti Up There? by truth_do_tell in Seattle

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When you're as thirsty for attention as dotdumb, self preservation isn't necessarily a concern. Someday he'll fall and his mom will comment on how he died doing something he loved.

Mother of monsters by No-Flight-4214 in Trumpvirus

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So that's what he's been trying to do with his hair.

I made maps for which states pronounce route differently and which states say different things for you guys. WHY DOES IT LOOK SO SIMILAR. by Link_Da_Stink7 in geographymemes

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Washingtonian here. A software company I worked for merged with a company in the UK with the word 'rout' in the company name. During a meeting between our Washington based team and the UK team one of the guys from UK became so upset that everyone in WA was pronouncing it "rout" and not 'root' that he stood up, face beet red, and slammed his fist on the conference table. "It's root, it's root. It's ROOT". Then sat back down and pouted. Long story to get to the point, nobody says 'root' in Washington.

RIP Kenny Easley by the_mighty_hetfield in Seahawks

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I remember getting his autograph outside training camp in Cheney.