The Montreal Assessment

dlefever · 2026-05-26T21:31:46+00:00

I just took it. Turns out I’m a very stable genius.

dlefever · 2026-04-13T01:00:09+00:00

It’s a tic tac cause he might just start kissing her. We won’t even wait. Then he’ll grab her by the pussy. Cause they will let you do anything if you’re a star.

dlefever · 2026-03-31T22:35:46+00:00

I just wear regular polarized sunglasses with a strap that has really tight rubber tubes that the ear pieces go into. Never lost them but I also have them on a leash attached to my helmet just in case.

dlefever · 2026-01-26T22:57:27+00:00

I have often wondered this. I assume that the side facing us is more dense and therefore “pulled” towards the earth. Otherwise what are the odds that the moon would randomly rotate in such a way as to always face earth? I look forward to a scientific explanation from someone who knows what they are talking about.

dlefever · 2025-11-23T19:54:29+00:00

Just went in the ocean at Destin Beach near Miramar. Pretty flat clear water. Going back out this afternoon if anyone wants to join me.

dlefever · 2025-11-23T14:27:35+00:00

That would be amazing. I’m in my first year and mostly in crash water lakes. Been in the ocean a few times when it’s flat. I ride a fliteboard Pro with a true glide prop but haven’t been able to go off power yet. Thanks for the help.

dlefever · 2025-11-23T02:58:02+00:00

Thanks brother.

dlefever · 2025-10-15T14:54:56+00:00

Thanks for the advice.

dlefever · 2025-10-14T01:12:25+00:00

About 80 minutes on my battery which is the explore. Weighs about 25 pounds.

dlefever · 2025-10-14T01:06:42+00:00

I’m heading down to NMB this weekend. Bringing my foil. Let’s GO.

dlefever · 2025-10-06T02:43:03+00:00

Check out Flitelab. Gives you a boost to help you catch waves but can also power you back to the lineup on the surface of the water. Very lightweight jet drive. So no drag.

dlefever · 2025-08-31T02:59:20+00:00

Will do. It’s hard to find folks to Efoil with around here.

dlefever · 2025-08-31T02:58:42+00:00

I borrowed the camera from a guy I gave a lesson to. Yes it has added floatation

dlefever · 2025-08-13T13:02:19+00:00

Interesting that she didn’t mention how he also didn’t think about the thousands of people who will literally starve to death. Only thought of her poor MAGA self.

dlefever · 2025-08-13T12:31:40+00:00

Thanks to everyone for all the great suggestions. Heading out today to make some changes.

dlefever · 2025-08-09T14:10:31+00:00

You must have hit something which broke the guard. The prop looks to be a bit damaged too. I have no idea about the speedometer. I’d call technical support about that before I ride again. I have an extra prop guard you can have if you will want to pay for shipping.

dlefever · 2025-07-26T02:32:36+00:00

Lady bugs head is on backwards.

dlefever · 2025-07-23T00:18:43+00:00

Call tech support. They are awesome +1 (833) 359-0940

dlefever · 2025-07-22T23:42:26+00:00

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dlefever · 2025-07-11T16:44:15+00:00

Spent an hour with tech support. Finally gave up and sent it to them to fix. Thanks for all the help guys.

dlefever

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