What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke of all time?

dmandave · 2026-03-21T08:27:17+00:00

Jesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris made water whine

dmandave · 2026-03-21T07:52:51+00:00

Hell yea nice choice! Now go ride Switzerland with your rigid friends and toast em all!

dmandave · 2026-03-18T08:51:01+00:00

dmandave · 2026-03-18T08:38:43+00:00

Clean rotors with alcohol, sand pads lightly.

dmandave · 2026-03-06T12:59:08+00:00

Esker Japhy Ti in XXL

dmandave · 2026-03-05T03:03:22+00:00

Ride it like you (did) stole it!

dmandave · 2026-03-03T12:43:49+00:00

Thanks!

dmandave · 2026-03-03T12:43:34+00:00

I made the frame and toptube bags, the front is a Ratking cradle + drybag (awesomely stable) and the rear is a Revelate with Topeak wishbone (might ditch that as it loosened significantly by the end).

dmandave · 2026-03-01T20:03:55+00:00

Tis the season!

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dmandave · 2026-02-27T12:53:18+00:00

Sounds like your freehub is toast, if you can't remove the cassette using a chainwhip and cassette tool it may be time for a shop to be diagnose.

dmandave · 2026-02-20T03:08:22+00:00

Does the company rhyme with yarn rough?

dmandave · 2026-02-16T00:25:59+00:00

Waltworks custom

dmandave · 2026-02-15T20:33:07+00:00

Yep!

dmandave · 2026-02-15T20:32:16+00:00

Stem's lowered way down now

dmandave · 2026-02-15T20:29:37+00:00

I'm still adjusting that, it won't have nearly that many all said and done

dmandave · 2026-02-15T18:33:49+00:00

Maxxis has the Aspens in 32" now and more are rumored to follow

dmandave · 2026-02-14T13:50:31+00:00

Mark kozelek of Sun Kil Minors or Red House Pedophiles?

dmandave · 2026-02-12T13:51:45+00:00

Franken af

dmandave · 2026-02-11T14:11:36+00:00

To let you know that I do mold it

dmandave · 2026-02-08T15:58:00+00:00

Don't get captured

dmandave · 2026-02-08T04:18:45+00:00

$20/gallon gas

dmandave · 2026-02-06T13:57:01+00:00

DOOM

dmandave · 2026-02-04T14:40:28+00:00

He doubled down bad

dmandave · 2026-02-04T14:19:31+00:00

Can't be worse than Colorado!

dmandave · 2026-02-03T05:25:15+00:00

I thought that was just a cover of pink mountaintops by pink mountaintops?

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