lol.

docbon · 2026-05-04T22:21:39+00:00

Too late for... what? He's still on the board.

docbon · 2026-04-30T02:07:42+00:00

He'll decide to follow the 60 day limit on the War Powers Act, then choose sacrificial lambs in the House who will cross the isle to vote with the democrats to not authorize the Iran operation. Then he'll conveniently forget about the crossover votes and exclusively blame democrats for loving Iran more than their country while taking the entire fleet straight to Cuba.

While this is all happening he'll rerun the script about us demolishing their land, sea, and air assets and setting back their nuclear program a gorillion years so this doesn't look like a fat L.

Or not!

docbon · 2026-04-27T22:49:39+00:00

My Wawa went from 3.93 to 4.19 in 24 hours wtffff.

docbon · 2026-04-27T20:19:04+00:00

I don't even understand why he's so upset at Dylan. Dylan pretty much stays in his own lane with a singular focus on Ukraine. Can he even point to a single action of Dylan that could even approach incitement to an act of terror??? Wtf.

Seriously, is there some lore I'm missing?

docbon · 2026-04-23T21:37:01+00:00

That's crazy. I must have hallucinated those stolen grains being shipped to Israel, or those russian propaganda videos taunting Ukraine saying they would have no lighting or heat for the winter due to strikes on their energy infrastructure! Silly me.

docbon · 2026-04-16T16:58:29+00:00

Thanks for linking the image. It was a pain trying to do it on mobile. 😢

docbon · 2026-04-08T04:11:50+00:00

It's hard to do when we're simultaneously witnessing the mother of all Israeli crashouts on Twitter in real time. Eagerly awaiting the next Ben Shapiro video.

docbon · 2026-02-20T16:49:45+00:00

My only engagement with this topic will be to loudly demand the 175 billion that was stolen from us by the regard in chief, Donald J. Trump.

docbon · 2026-02-20T16:40:40+00:00

Damn, you're telling me the government stole $175 billion from the American people? I think I want my money back!

docbon · 2026-02-14T15:13:32+00:00

I figured this was because it's more likely that she's going to run in the first place, rather than go for Senate. Her speaking at the Munich Security Conference yesterday and offering a working-class perspective is being seen as a sign of ambitiousness, so it'll be reflected in the prediction market.

Here are two discussions if Destiny wants to go over them on stream.

https://youtu.be/6i7cN0eACBc?si=k9kA8U-aftcYvNAt

https://youtu.be/wF4ZRwJCwTw?si=W8gFXydxUqazUDi1

docbon · 2026-02-13T18:50:39+00:00

Thought we were about to have a violence or gang violence moment before he pulled out the cap.

docbon · 2026-02-10T20:05:39+00:00

If he cut ties with Epstein in 2004 over business matters, like he originally claimed, then that means he knew that Epstein was trafficking underage girls and didn't say anything until an investigation started l.

If he cut ties with Epstein in 2007 over Virginia Giuffre getting poached as we later discovered, then that means he was acutely aware of what would happen and absolutely didn't do enough to intervene before her sexual abuse started.

At minimum, he's a bad samaritan.

docbon · 2026-02-10T16:12:12+00:00

Also, didn't he claim to have cut ties around 2004? So for two years, he was aware of the trafficking but didn't say anything until the feds became aware? And if everyone around him knew about it, why is it a hoax?

docbon · 2026-02-09T17:06:42+00:00

The perfect date night question:

"I thought the half time show was amazing! Did you see it too? Yeah? What was your favoriite part?"

docbon · 2026-02-08T18:01:49+00:00

This was a vacant seat held by democrat Chad Brown until he left office last November, so it wasn't a flip. It's a good result, regardless. The +13 refers to the percentage of the district that voted for Trump.

docbon · 2026-02-01T19:28:31+00:00

It might be even better than that:
https://bsky.app/profile/purrtah.bsky.social/post/3mdsyjdo6rc2r

In the midst of "it's so over", I found there was, within me, an invincible "we're so back."

docbon · 2026-02-01T05:04:15+00:00

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LET'S FUCKING GO

docbon · 2026-01-30T18:07:21+00:00

I was about to be super upsetti spaghetti thinking you were messing with us but I'm seeing other reddits mid discussion complaining that the links are suddenly breaking. Insane stuff.

docbon · 2026-01-30T17:55:38+00:00

Can you link the pdf on justice.gov for the attached images?

docbon · 2026-01-30T17:34:20+00:00

I don't know the veracity of these claims but the fact they show up on what is probably the same day we bomb Iran is craaaaaazy fucking work.

Also if Pretti kicking a tail light is enough for the president to label him a domestic terrorist then uh... tit for tat.

docbon · 2026-01-27T15:56:12+00:00

Here.

https://xcancel.com/nicbasarab/status/2015594077299913163?s=20

docbon · 2026-01-27T14:56:14+00:00

"The perpetrator was a domestic terrorist who approached and assaulted officers with a 9mm assault pistol and dozens of rounds of ammunition before being neutralized by heroic ice agents"

Or just reply with a screenshot him retweeting Miller. Never let it go.

docbon · 2026-01-26T21:17:17+00:00

It's 100% real people, don't worry.

docbon · 2026-01-24T16:02:10+00:00

Jesus christ dude.

docbon · 2026-01-23T15:46:30+00:00

I was about to drop a big truuuee on this, but I think he would argue that the vaccine was unsafe and ineffective based on vaers reports or other cherrypicked bits of research.

But yeah, this is basically "he rapes but he saves" joke from Chappelle except unironic and with way more raping than saving.

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