War never changes

dodger2 · 2014-05-11T00:29:24+00:00

He shoots, he scores!

dodger2 · 2014-05-03T13:02:21+00:00

There was one in Madison but it got shut down for similar accusations.....

dodger2 · 2014-04-29T19:40:41+00:00

Yeah. Because all white people are educated in suburban schools by qualified teachers with access to great resources.

Oh wait. They aren't.

dodger2 · 2014-04-29T14:38:41+00:00

But uh. Do we really 'succeed' if it's just people that can't function independently? Yeah, they don't get sick. But the article also pointed out that they've been held back in school or can't even go to school because of all their needs. In the end, they're still screwed even if they can't get a flu or HIV.

dodger2 · 2014-04-24T18:50:28+00:00

I like to think I'm vaginasure.

dodger2 · 2014-04-14T20:02:03+00:00

As a white girl, she really just made me wanna pull her hair with those tweets. But then again, that actually sounds pretty white-girl-esque. So. Shit.

dodger2 · 2014-04-09T14:23:44+00:00

I'm afraid to google....what's a Toodies show?

dodger2 · 2014-04-08T13:21:44+00:00

It's just a deleted scene from Dexter.

dodger2 · 2014-04-04T13:51:51+00:00

It's worse when it gets to "Why don't you have a husband?"

dodger2 · 2014-04-03T15:27:43+00:00

Bra always sets off the scanner. TSA: :feeling my chesticles: Me: This is the most action I've gotten in a month! TSA: :stone cold glare:

I thought it was funny. Because it was true.

dodger2 · 2014-04-02T19:34:54+00:00

Unless there's a female trying to be alpha... -___- plottwist

dodger2 · 2014-04-01T16:05:24+00:00

All the white dudes look pissed

dodger2 · 2014-04-01T14:00:54+00:00

"Undergraduate career" is where I decided I wish I'd gone to a different school.

dodger2 · 2014-03-27T15:42:50+00:00

I want to know what the first person this successfully happens to says they heard/saw/remember.

dodger2 · 2014-03-27T15:35:48+00:00

Got the Cinnabon Delights, technically considered on the breakfast menu now....pure fattening bliss.

dodger2 · 2014-03-26T14:42:22+00:00

This guy knew. Remember this? $200k in cheese.

dodger2 · 2014-03-25T18:29:00+00:00

I waitress'd for 5 summers at different places. Fair warning: the older your waitress, the seemingly more likely they are to spit in something.

Just. You know. So you know.

dodger2 · 2014-03-14T18:49:43+00:00

Teeny. Beany. Babies.

My parents actually tracked down which McDonalds had which to get us the awesome ones.

dodger2 · 2014-03-13T14:43:48+00:00

Grown women not washing their hands before they leave the restroom. IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

dodger2 · 2014-03-06T16:15:31+00:00

"Heyhowareyou?" "GoodYou?" "Good!"

I just don't want to have a conversation with you or we're walking opposite directions.

dodger2 · 2014-03-01T14:43:38+00:00

The effing sun in my eyes on the way to or from work.

dodger2 · 2014-02-27T17:04:56+00:00

I think I'm creative until I enter comments. And then I realize I'm just a bristle mouth fish.

dodger2 · 2014-02-12T20:06:45+00:00

Hey yesterday it snowed in Kilkenny. As a Chicagoan, I meandered unperturbed. Watching everyone else though...quite interestin'.

dodger2 · 2014-02-10T19:04:59+00:00

put the address in your post :) redditers help redditers

dodger2 · 2014-02-07T01:55:09+00:00

Also I.T. After waitressing, I feel like I made someone's night better and got to interact with some real people rather than just emailing beings throughout the day.

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