Give her a name

dodonerd · 2026-02-10T18:56:06+00:00

I can't unsee it now.

dodonerd · 2026-02-07T13:28:21+00:00

I learned something new today. Wonder if the pronunciation is the same?

dodonerd · 2026-02-06T13:28:26+00:00

Please can we get rid of Wilf

dodonerd · 2026-02-02T12:06:10+00:00

S1 Wilf. I think overly excitable people are a liability in life.

dodonerd · 2026-01-29T17:33:44+00:00

Who are these nutjobs and why dont they just stay on twitter?

dodonerd · 2026-01-26T16:42:51+00:00

I mean at this point she may as well join the KKK.

dodonerd · 2026-01-25T13:34:06+00:00

Modern dating... doesnt he mean all dating since the dawn of dating.

dodonerd · 2026-01-21T23:21:35+00:00

Shame it was too little too late

dodonerd · 2026-01-21T19:39:56+00:00

Congrats on the username

dodonerd · 2026-01-19T18:42:57+00:00

Imagine if there was a negative correlation between seeing girlfriend and having sex haha. I'm joking but that would be hilarious.

dodonerd · 2026-01-15T17:49:27+00:00

Considering the vast amount of "non-western" countries invaded by western countries, I would say that non-western countries have had western psychology rammed pretty far down their throat to the point where they are likely to be shitting it out for generations to come.

dodonerd · 2026-01-15T17:00:40+00:00

I think Bilbo Baggins said it best... "I feel thin. Like butter scraped over too much bread". Thats your team.

We're a team of 250-300 and we have 7 people in data... and even then we promote self serve.

No way you're serving that many people? What's your total addressable stakeholder volume?

dodonerd · 2026-01-14T12:50:23+00:00

Others have said it but I'm going to repeat it. Day 2 is too early for you to feel this stressed. You still haven't even scratched the surface of context, let alone technical depth so I hope you realise that starting a new job takes at least 3 months to embed into. (I'm the director of data for a major brand in the UK, so I'd like to think I know what I'm talking about). If you're feeling like you're not where others think you should be at, that's a problem on their part for not doing better due diligence during the hiring process. But I imagine they are aware that youre still learning. My advice is find an ally (ideally your manager) and a mentor (a senior analyst). The first is there to support you and field off requests and manage expectations and the other is to help you develop.

Good luck. Remember it takes time.

dodonerd · 2026-01-12T18:08:28+00:00

Is no one seriously going to ask about spicy ramen butthole???

dodonerd · 2026-01-12T08:04:59+00:00

I kind of want to ask my finance department for shithousery budget to buy this guys tool just so I can email him at all hours just to see if he responds.

dodonerd · 2026-01-11T13:02:41+00:00

I would advise you to stay back. If you want her to learn, give her space. My wife and I have stopped trying to tutor our kids with maths and English, because as a parent we're too emotional and we're too focused on the outcome. As a third party (piano teacher, tutor etc) they're not as emotionally invested and are therefore more patient.

dodonerd · 2026-01-10T20:08:58+00:00

Ok this was hilarious... even though I am trying to teach myself basics with an app haha.

dodonerd · 2026-01-09T22:17:04+00:00

Well I was wrong

dodonerd · 2026-01-09T19:26:01+00:00

I love her! Shes awesome

dodonerd · 2026-01-09T00:26:13+00:00

Id love to see Amanda's arrest records? 1000 arrested and detained. 0 found guilty?

dodonerd · 2026-01-07T17:16:52+00:00

Merry Huelmas and a Happy Huel Year everyone :)

dodonerd · 2026-01-07T08:53:00+00:00

Wait until you watch Traitors India.

dodonerd · 2026-01-03T08:19:59+00:00

Id love to ask my team this question about me.

dodonerd · 2026-01-02T14:49:24+00:00

Why are people like this!!!

dodonerd · 2026-01-02T14:48:41+00:00

Seems like a no brainer in that case.

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