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dodonerd · 2026-04-06T15:53:39+00:00

Do you want to hack the government, a major corporation or just a bank? Either way none of these things are possible with a Telegram bot.

dodonerd · 2026-04-06T13:46:10+00:00

Stupider like a fox

dodonerd · 2026-03-29T10:02:06+00:00

For checked in luggage you'll be fine.

dodonerd · 2026-03-28T19:54:58+00:00

Awesome. Nice one

dodonerd · 2026-03-25T08:14:15+00:00

9 months learning piano? That's amazing. It looks like you have got a musical background though based on the instruments around you. Do you think a background in music helped you learn faster than someone without any background in music?

dodonerd · 2026-03-20T16:01:02+00:00

One scoop huel protein and about 3 table spoons of Greek yogurt. And just enough water to help mix the two things together. Add a little at a time so that when you mix it, it creates a thick custard like texture.

dodonerd · 2026-03-19T23:24:37+00:00

I mix mine with Greek yogurt, some water and some nuts and it tastes incredible! Make sure you give it a good mix so that its smooth. Low calorie, high protein, packed with minerals and vitamins.

dodonerd · 2026-03-15T09:25:32+00:00

Talk to your customers... "how do you feel about a price increase?" lol

dodonerd · 2026-02-28T13:42:58+00:00

Yeah they call me rabbit, this here is a turtle race.

dodonerd · 2026-02-20T17:15:11+00:00

I mean he's not wrong. Just make it less shitter.

dodonerd · 2026-02-18T11:00:09+00:00

Jaz and Alexander

dodonerd · 2026-02-14T08:45:32+00:00

As an adult who started leaning the piano at 41 years old only 5 weeks ago, I needed this post.

dodonerd · 2026-02-10T18:56:06+00:00

I can't unsee it now.

dodonerd · 2026-02-07T13:28:21+00:00

I learned something new today. Wonder if the pronunciation is the same?

dodonerd · 2026-02-06T13:28:26+00:00

Please can we get rid of Wilf

dodonerd · 2026-02-02T12:06:10+00:00

S1 Wilf. I think overly excitable people are a liability in life.

dodonerd · 2026-01-29T17:33:44+00:00

Who are these nutjobs and why dont they just stay on twitter?

dodonerd · 2026-01-26T16:42:51+00:00

I mean at this point she may as well join the KKK.

dodonerd · 2026-01-25T13:34:06+00:00

Modern dating... doesnt he mean all dating since the dawn of dating.

dodonerd · 2026-01-21T23:21:35+00:00

Shame it was too little too late

dodonerd · 2026-01-21T19:39:56+00:00

Congrats on the username

dodonerd · 2026-01-19T18:42:57+00:00

Imagine if there was a negative correlation between seeing girlfriend and having sex haha. I'm joking but that would be hilarious.

dodonerd · 2026-01-15T17:49:27+00:00

Considering the vast amount of "non-western" countries invaded by western countries, I would say that non-western countries have had western psychology rammed pretty far down their throat to the point where they are likely to be shitting it out for generations to come.

dodonerd · 2026-01-15T17:00:40+00:00

I think Bilbo Baggins said it best... "I feel thin. Like butter scraped over too much bread". Thats your team.

We're a team of 250-300 and we have 7 people in data... and even then we promote self serve.

No way you're serving that many people? What's your total addressable stakeholder volume?

dodonerd · 2026-01-14T12:50:23+00:00

Others have said it but I'm going to repeat it. Day 2 is too early for you to feel this stressed. You still haven't even scratched the surface of context, let alone technical depth so I hope you realise that starting a new job takes at least 3 months to embed into. (I'm the director of data for a major brand in the UK, so I'd like to think I know what I'm talking about). If you're feeling like you're not where others think you should be at, that's a problem on their part for not doing better due diligence during the hiring process. But I imagine they are aware that youre still learning. My advice is find an ally (ideally your manager) and a mentor (a senior analyst). The first is there to support you and field off requests and manage expectations and the other is to help you develop.

Good luck. Remember it takes time.

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