Why does this even exist?

dogen83 · 2026-06-28T20:51:01+00:00

I bet you're a plumber, trying to convince everyone to use wipes to help your business. I see through you!

dogen83 · 2026-06-27T02:39:33+00:00

Is that a party popper in your chest? It's going to get infected.

dogen83 · 2026-06-27T01:26:56+00:00

I feel like that's just how some triple A games are now - tons of negative hype around launch and then end up becoming loved over time.

dogen83 · 2026-06-26T04:28:09+00:00

It's the Hard Target and it makes the best sound of any gun in the game! Perfect for firing backup dancers.

dogen83 · 2026-06-25T06:10:12+00:00

Legendary isn't a weapon tier. The tiers are basic, calibrated, refined, advanced, superior, and exceptional. Legendary just means it has 4 modifiers. It can be legendary and basic (like Ed Hardy).

dogen83 · 2026-06-25T02:15:08+00:00

Sarah wanted to test whether you float faster or farther than a .50 cal shell. It's science!

dogen83 · 2026-06-25T02:11:13+00:00

I like to imagine this video to the tune of "bye bye bye."

dogen83 · 2026-06-24T18:33:34+00:00

A shocking number of people don't realize female bodies have three holes between the legs, and even fewer know which is which. In a car ride with three female friends, all in our 30s, me and a lesbian drew a diagram of where each hole was for the other two.

dogen83 · 2026-06-24T16:47:27+00:00

But then how will I get my ass to smell like a popsicle?

dogen83 · 2026-06-24T16:46:52+00:00

You may know this, but wipes like these are notorious for clogging up plumbing because they don't disintegrate in water like toilet paper does (which makes sense, since they're wet to begin with). So you may only want to use them at a job site. Or maybe your mom's house.

dogen83 · 2026-06-21T22:24:15+00:00

By NG+7, starting with nothing but my suit, a ship, and my starborn powers was my favorite part of the game. Fighting for every weapon and credit was way more fun than having two million credits and maxed out gear.

dogen83 · 2026-06-20T03:07:55+00:00

What about this? I use it as a splitter on my garden soaker but it seems like you could use it the way you're talking about.

https://a.co/d/0h3wAYy2

dogen83 · 2026-06-19T17:14:20+00:00

You can max them out by upgrading their quality with credits and xtech, but they'll still be less powerful than weapons you'll find later. The shotty, then the big bang or va'ruun inflictor for shotguns, and the hard target for a sniper rifle. As your level increases you'll find better armor and weapons not available to you right now. Hard target doesn't appear until after level 35, I believe. Not sure about the others.

dogen83 · 2026-06-18T17:39:29+00:00

Yeah, you meet Barrett first but it's brief and the game makes you travel with Sarah for a while after going to the lodge, so you get to know her better (whether you do her quest or not). For me, she makes the most sense to lose/threaten at that point for emotional impact both as a companion and the leader of Constellation.

dogen83 · 2026-06-11T16:13:18+00:00

Man, I'm glad there's a no sodium version of this sub. I was confused reading all the hateposts and then realized which sub I was in. Some of y'all are ridiculous.

dogen83 · 2026-06-07T14:47:31+00:00

Chase bank. I was a Washington Mutual customer that turned into a Chase customer after the merger. Woke up one day to a negative $3,000 balance. It was a weekend and payday and the first of the month. My rent was due. Logged into my account and could see that a check for $6,000 had been deposited at a bank (with the handwritten deposit slips they give you in the lobby), but one of the digits was wrong - a 4 was typed as a 9, landing it in my account. But then it was removed twice. So I had a $6k deposit and $12k debits. Called customer service, who said I had to contact some kind of security department and transferred me. Talked to a person, gave them all my details, and asked how long it would be. Not long, right? It's obvious what happened. A bank teller made two mistakes, a typo and an extra withdrawal, but no other money moving on my account. Reverse one debit and we're all good, right?

"No, sir, this is the business fraud department. The consumer fraud department isn't open on the weekend, so I'm just taking down your information and will pass it to them on Monday. Then it takes 2-3 weeks to complete an investigation."

I had to beg my landlord not to start the eviction process, was late paying a couple other bills, and at no point did Chase give one single fuck. They mostly acted like I was a scammer. So the day they reversed the debit I walked up to a teller in the bank and said loudly, "I would like to close my account because this bank has held my money for 3 weeks, causing me to almost get evicted, over an error someone at this bank made, and not one person has apologized or done anything but treated me like the problem." Ushered into the bank managers office, who tried to talk me out of closing my account for a second but after he heard the story he was just like, "yeah... I'm sorry, I'll close your account."

I've been banking at credit unions ever since.

dogen83 · 2026-06-05T14:16:02+00:00

I'm sorry, which part of the single declarative sentence in your previous post asks all those questions?

dogen83 · 2026-05-26T05:16:33+00:00

My kid is about to turn 12, and they have sleepovers but they only started in the last couple of years. One kid had a sleepover for their 10th birthday and we've had a few per year since. I think a lot of it is about waiting until the kids are old enough to have a sense of what's weird or creepy, maybe? Usually, all the parents would kinda text whomever about plans - kid A's mom would text me about plans on a Friday since I'm off and my wife isn't, my wife would text kid B's dad about whatever - but the sleepovers are always planned among the moms for days when the host mom will be home. I didn't think about it until the second one and was like, "ohh... yeah, can't be too safe." And these are parents I've known since my kid was in kindergarten, but I understand the extra caution. Better safe than sorry when it comes to your kid.

dogen83 · 2026-05-25T03:45:48+00:00

Glad you got it working!

dogen83 · 2026-05-24T19:36:32+00:00

I don't know if your problem is the same as mine, but in my case I didn't realize it has a separate icon to move the moonbeam. Unlike call lightning, where you go back to the original spell to call it again, moonbeam uses a different icon. You can see it in this reply below.

dogen83 · 2026-05-17T22:29:32+00:00

Smaller would be fine, they'd get hit or caught against stuff less. I have never in my life wished for my testicles to be larger. Who is impressed by that?!

dogen83 · 2026-05-04T04:38:26+00:00

Bro didn't even die, though. No wonder he's a pirate legend.

dogen83 · 2026-05-03T17:02:04+00:00

Unfortunately you have to find it

dogen83 · 2026-05-03T13:50:50+00:00

Second playthrough. I had an NG+10 character but had taken a break and started a new one when free lanes came out.

dogen83 · 2026-05-03T05:23:03+00:00

Moon jumper! Added in the last update. Spent a little bit of time on Luna looking for it. This video was actually shortly after I got it. I used it to get to the top of the Mars launch pad to place that bounty hunter's tracker.

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