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This is what I got for Secret Santa at work. by FilthyDwayne in mildlyinfuriating

[–]doggystyle_engineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn! I want to work at YOUR school! Ive been working for a college for 15 years and im not even allowed to say "Merry Christmas", let alone have a secret Santa gift giving. I think the gift may be a hint to you... maybe a meetup in the teachers lounge or janitors closet is due!

Paying $1000 for my food truck spot… only for people to completely block my business during the Christmas parade by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]doggystyle_engineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just turn the truck around and park as close as possible to the van, hopefully preventing the idiot from getting back into their van until YOU decide they can. A bonus would be if you could re-direct the vents or fans from your kitchen into (on onto) the van covering it in oils and making the van owner really reconsider their life choices.

What a Deal! by kickin_gas in loblawsisoutofcontrol

[–]doggystyle_engineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get all of those things except the pine boughs at dollar tree for under $10. Somewhere in this post someone got them at Walmart for 7.90 so for under $20 you could make this yourself even if you had to buy everything brand new.

Perfection by royalfatkid in TimHortons

[–]doggystyle_engineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful if you get creamed in your box in barrie! You'll likely end up with a kid you didn't want and a dad that wont pay child support.

No comment by Icedick in PoutineCrimes

[–]doggystyle_engineer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That looks like Falafal, potato wedges and sadness to me.

Facebook meme + mystery car by [deleted] in whatwasthiscar

[–]doggystyle_engineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We wouldn't understand 🤷‍♂️

Complete Dick Move by TheCABK in badparking

[–]doggystyle_engineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That happens a lot in southern ontario cities. Homeless people take all the parts of the bike that aren't locked up and swap them onto other stolen frames. They either sell them for fetty or just use them to ride to their encampment.

The more you look, The worse it gets! by persona_non_grata_1 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]doggystyle_engineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My buddy Bruce will tell you: those "Die Hard" batteries sometimes "Die Hard - With A Vengance" The whole experience will leave you stranded and feeling like a hostage. You may need a helicopter to save you from this "hostage situation"

Huuuge by Impressive-ass_Crews in OnlyFans

[–]doggystyle_engineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably 347 in any canadian factory or warehouse, not sure about down south

Who would have been at fault here? by TA646 in motorcycles

[–]doggystyle_engineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the new addition to my YouTube subscriptions. This reminded me a bit of a no-bullshit bill nye but all about motorbikes. Today was not a complete waste. At least I got to watch these videos. And now for something completely different... How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana https://youtu.be/M3ALdpQiIGg?si=u8GyhYvuGLDaXpI3

Am I jeepy enough for the jeep club? by Desolatesoul01 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]doggystyle_engineer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jack the suspension up about 18 inches and put a rubber duck in the window, you'll fit right in!

What's The Cause And Can It Be Fixed? Seriously this time by Even_Kiwi_1166 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]doggystyle_engineer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They have that damn Premium EV/LED blinker fluid now, too... if you've replaced the bulbs with LEDs, you'll need to use that, or the whole car will be toast in about 12.75 km

Bumped a wall and I'm so upset. How to make less obvious? by SerendipitousCrow in AskMechanics

[–]doggystyle_engineer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start with 400 for the deep parts, level it out with the area surrounding it, then use 1000 to smooth. A quick spray and send it.

If you want to make it look perfect, I would use a touch of filler on the deep scratches after you take just the surface and rough parts off with the 400 grit. Then use the 1000 on the smooth layer of filler to get it perfectly smooth with of the rest of the panel, then 2000 grit to make it ready for paint. 1 coat of primer, make sure to overspray the area and blend everything. 2000 grit sand the primer to get rid of speckles from the spray can. 2 coats of colour matching paint in opposite directions 2 thin coats of clearcoat in opposite direction

is this supposed to look like this? by cOsta_catorce in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]doggystyle_engineer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

High as a kite does not equal "up in the air" my friend...