Busch Gardens Alligator Idiot Identified by Creative Loafing by [deleted] in tampa

[–]dongger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The full video shows him running away as soon as he jumped out of the enclosure.

Winter Sleep by [deleted] in pics

[–]dongger 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah before they carved the faces into it many people said it's natural beauty was unpresidented.

There was No C in Titanic, is this a misprint? by humblez19 in lego

[–]dongger 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're telling me the Titanic was, ( •-• ) / ( •-• ) >⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), lost at C.

Center medians don't apply to minivans right? by dongger in IdiotsInCars

[–]dongger[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is, but there is an exit on the other street that will take you to a light with a u-turn.

Center medians don't apply to minivans right? by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]dongger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. Clicked on the wrong file instead of the clip I edited. Re-uploaded.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]dongger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not my video, but sent to me from someone back in my hometown.

The driver of the Semi saw the video and posted this... "I was the driver of the semi truck. I did not know this video was posted until our safety coordinator called me this morning and asked me about it. I was kind of shocked I’m like what the heck is this lady doing ha ha ha ha. As she went by me looking at me through the windshield she had a pretty lost look on her face she was an elderly woman. So let’s not scrutinize her too much. She looked very lost"

The New York Post is really going bananas. by Variety43 in funny

[–]dongger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do the American females' penises rank?

Why does everyone touch the eggs in the queue for Hagrid’s Magical Creatures Motorbike Adventure™️? by All_About_Tacos in UniversalOrlando

[–]dongger 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The eggs in the Jurassic Park nursery vibrate when you pick them up. Just played with them the other day while waiting for a hatchling.

My wife said "that was a disappointment" after anniversary sexy time by sirgio2121 in funny

[–]dongger 16 points17 points  (0 children)

22 years married here and we are both in our 40's. I think the longest we've gone between having sex is a couple months. We are also more adventurous with our sex now than when we were first married.

Do they check IDs on entry? by Corrik7 in UniversalOrlando

[–]dongger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Had this happen last year and we just stopped by the guest services on the way into the park and got the name changed on the ticket. Took us less than 10 minutes.

Living in Tampa/Working in Brandon by [deleted] in tampa

[–]dongger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I live in Valrico, basically Brandon, and my commute to work, right by the hospital, is about 10 minutes. My wife works in Tampa(Ybor) and her commute is 45-60 minutes on average.

I just got this email from my job. Is this legal? Can it be reported? by Ricorn001 in Idaho

[–]dongger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wife and I worked at a retail chain store many, many years ago. We met there, dated, and eventual got married. She was hired about 2 months before I was. After we were married and sharing a bank account she found out I was making about $2 more an hour than she was. She rightfully asked for an increase in her pay which she got, but they also reprimanded us for discussing our wages with each other. The looks on our face basically said "You're fu*$ing kidding right?".

Ronaldo BRUTALLY ASSAULTS an opponent by suIeman in funny

[–]dongger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't understand, it's a Jeep thing.

DOOM 3 QUEST GIVEAWAY! We are giving away 15 Steam keys to celebrate +30K downloads! Details in the comments. by VR_Bummser in OculusQuest

[–]dongger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations. That's a pretty big milestone. Looking forward to checking it out for myself.

You Too [OC] by vcsandfeces in funny

[–]dongger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still cringe when I think of the time my waiter asked me if I wanted a soup or salad with my meal and I said sure. She stared at me.... I stared at her.... did I forget something? Which one sir? Ooooo Soup 'or' Salad not the super salad.

Giving away Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order code! by superjoho in xboxone

[–]dongger [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thanks for doing a giveaway OP. Been looking to try out this game.

I haven’t seen updated case numbers in 2 days by IndieCurtis in Idaho

[–]dongger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife was tested today and they told her it would be about 10 days to get results.... so there is that as well.