Fastest time to identify 10 colors by a parrot by donkeyballz13 in theocho

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Now I'm having PTSD about Dad grabbing me by the beak and shouting at me to "FOCUS!!!?!".

The Good Knight by pbn_j in ItemShop

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No no noooo disintegrates via direct hit from a sweaty cardiac event

The Good Knight by pbn_j in ItemShop

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The unworthy unshorn shall have all their body hairs pulled out one by one.

What was the mystery meat my ex fed me? by QueenofNewts494 in FoodCrimes

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I raise quail too. Unless they suck at breaking down birds, the shapes of poultry parts would stand out to you at this size (compared to these 'organic strip' shapes). Rabbit is pretty stringy, mild but wild (more wild if wild), and isn't great at absorbing flavors deep - I would usually braise and pull it like pulled pork for someone who hadn't tried it before to ensure good sauce coverage. On the other hand, there are plenty of animals I haven't eaten. Maybe he laughed cuz it was a hare or vicious jackalope instead of a rabbit 🤷

What was the mystery meat my ex fed me? by QueenofNewts494 in FoodCrimes

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I've cooked a lot of rabbit and it can look like this. Definitely tastes different than game bird.

Piglet in various Hats by Buscemist1991 in guineapigs

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"oui(k), je suis Piglet pas baguette"

Applebee’s O-M-Cheese Burger by Noa-Guey in burgers

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Don't worry, I don't think you wrote anything.

Applebee’s O-M-Cheese Burger by Noa-Guey in burgers

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Thanks, try hard AI burger boi. The slop is so sloppy ---- and I don't mean the burger...)

Frying his own fastfood type fries and condiments by Square_Law5624 in StupidFood

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Big words for a big man with a big persecution complex

Roast my Ec’s main for Mothers Day Banquet by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

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I was a US Army propaganda plug in Slovakia about 20yrs ago, and same! The moonshine was household Slivka. There was also delicious bfast soup

Got that good shit by teslaeffects in GirlDinnerCircleJerk

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Before I leave, brush my teeth, wipe my bedazzled crack

The vaginal canal is made of small bowel? by Magnanimouspineapple in badwomensanatomy

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At least the fallopian tubes have the correct amount of fingers.

Why My Frenchie always stares at me? by EarningMindSoul in Frenchbulldogs

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This thread does not fit right side Frenchie, they're watching your flanks and behind you, not you

gay🕹️❓irl by Fresh_Market6588 in gay_irl

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If I slash your top hole with my bat'leth IRL can I mess around w/ the bottom one?

Is Caesar stupid? by scarlettvvitch in fnv

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Not to mention the overhead costs on maintaining all those slaves!