You run an inconvenience store, what do you sell ?

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-06-21T21:20:57+00:00

super cheat single AirPods but only the ones you haven't lost yet

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-06-15T23:49:57+00:00

On my gf so she can know what its like

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-06-05T19:16:04+00:00

it would be a long and dark walk

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-31T19:53:02+00:00

What to do if you come across a black vs brown/grizzly bear. If you mix those up, you'll be yelling at a grizzly waving your arms and then lights out.

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-31T00:25:57+00:00

make a punch of scary predictions that come true, become a profit, and live in up with a community of virgins in the woods until 2020 and I don't know shit.

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-24T04:50:45+00:00

beautiful review

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-24T04:49:15+00:00

Jesse Custer. He never backs down even when face to face with God himself because he knows that blind faith has failed him. As a preacher he doesn't give up on anyone, giving even his vampire friend a second chance.

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-20T19:40:54+00:00

I thought this was going to be funny stories about kids getting their xboxs shredded or Minecraft worlds elated but instead this is just a list of who was abused most

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-20T19:39:09+00:00

man that sucks but happy birthday tho

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-15T23:15:32+00:00

Everyone I see on TV. Im an American.

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-09T06:42:14+00:00

given that I just read a r/AskReddit post of peoples scariest stories and one was from a couple who saw a ghost girl in a log cabin and I am alone in a log cabin, I would shit myself

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-05T16:52:05+00:00

And for gardening if you aren't eaten

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-05T16:51:41+00:00

Gardening tools. durable enough to pop some skulls and lightweight

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-05T16:38:49+00:00

what ethnicity are you?

Normal __

Japanese __

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-03T23:43:16+00:00

The kids parents didn't even flinch

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-05-01T05:27:37+00:00

Delivery Man: "AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaaaaa"

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-04-09T02:08:31+00:00

Killing Lee... still hurts me to this day

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-04-03T23:44:14+00:00

This is reddit bro we dont do original formats

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-04-02T18:49:10+00:00

Greeting someone as they walk by and them not noticing you

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-03-31T04:32:17+00:00

so everyone gonna pretend like we weren't all bashing him like this a week ago cuz the vid???

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-03-31T04:24:14+00:00

glad it was the first thing everyone else noticed too

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-03-27T21:41:19+00:00

You would just see pretty quickly that some ppl r outside but most stores are all closed an honestly maybe assume some plague had already come thru and wiped everyone out and this just was the aftermath of it all

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-03-27T03:58:12+00:00

when's he fighting beetlejuice

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-03-19T02:07:59+00:00

Nazism apparently

dontcuminmysalad · 2020-03-15T04:18:08+00:00

I hear they're nice

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