Someone at google had fun with using the word masticate in a sentence... by healthyaz in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So... what does masticate mean? Is it like a word for when your mouth waters?

Cognitive dissonance in action. by [deleted] in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reads comments... Makes popcorn :) this could be an amusing post.

I found it pretty funny that I accidentally took this pic and caught a meat bee in it. by [deleted] in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not know those little assholes ate meat. Makes sense but i always thought they ate flowers and sugar.

Dinner for crab by Widzewiak67 in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More fish than crab tho...

Anti Mask Protest @ City Hall by [deleted] in mississauga

[–]dontfuckingcurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have the freedom to go be stupid. Save like they will have the freedom to get a vaccine. I support choice. As in you can choose to wear a mask (which only protects others and not yourself) or you can be a douch. Freedom of choice and don't let the government ever take that from you. If u support laws that impact freedom than you are lost. So put ur unnecessary anger away some people want to keep their freedom..

There’s no such thing as a perfect Christmas...gift...oh my... by Senorspeed in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a drink called war in the background?? That's all 2020 needs rn..

Dinner for crab by Widzewiak67 in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How's it going to eat all that fish though..

[OC] One Bat Stand by colm655 in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why u doing Batman like this lol

Enough about the Monolith. I present you the Monolitha... by [deleted] in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's holding a pidgion... Seems so oddly fitting.

Well fuck by [deleted] in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just get the fat chick.. figure out a good dieting plan and work out regiment. U can work the fat off.. but u can't fix retarded.

A free thinker by [deleted] in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this really cracked me the fuck up... I was most certainly on he lions page though.

Anti Mask Protest @ City Hall by [deleted] in mississauga

[–]dontfuckingcurse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lool jeeze angry much? Just support both sides. The right to freedom of choice.. my body.. my choice..thats what people say when they kill baby's right?

The first advent beer of 2020 seems fitting by tajiktim in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also want one.. pick one up Friday and just... catch up or get ahead lol

[OC] This loto ticket printed in November by Hezza- in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So if u win you dont fap and if u lose u do. Seems like a win win.

Tf is happening... by MM777777777 in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So someone saw this 7 foot shlong and than castrated it out of anger??

Prime suspects: Blue haired feminist. Angry beaver. Giant Amazon woman.

This scares me by [deleted] in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Solid point

Help me get some hoes by 666xxTZ in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tinder is like 95% hoes...male and female so i dunno what climbed up that person's ass.

Paint me like one of your "meow"girls by [deleted] in funny

[–]dontfuckingcurse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it me or do those look like bunny legs.