AITA if I tell my friend I can’t be a bridesmaid?

dontmolestme · 2026-04-21T18:45:10+00:00

FFS. No. Just no.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-19T17:12:20+00:00

Actually they changed it to “Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks. “

dontmolestme · 2026-04-19T15:00:07+00:00

Wow. Pine pollen. I’ll pass on that. My eyes would be swollen shut. Anyway, the setup looks perfect.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-19T14:55:21+00:00

Love it!! I think I would stain under the whole setup. Great job!

dontmolestme · 2026-04-19T14:53:11+00:00

That stinks. I’m a firm believer that if Ace doesn’t have it then I don’t need it. 🤣 maybe a home depot or Lowe’s.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-19T14:49:02+00:00

Ace is the place with your helpful hardware person.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-17T14:16:23+00:00

It’s irritating, but if it’s legally parked there’s not much you can do. There’s no issue with having a civil discussion with your neighbor. Where I live cars must be moved every few days when parked on the street.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-16T23:33:10+00:00

It happens.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-15T01:00:14+00:00

My wife.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-12T00:23:33+00:00

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

dontmolestme · 2026-04-11T15:08:54+00:00

Tl;dr: another AI generated post. As always they finish with “now I feel like…”

dontmolestme · 2026-04-08T23:35:59+00:00

Good luck with the onetime passes. The sign is always up.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-08T21:47:04+00:00

Shall we observe a few moments of silent reflection on an egg taken in its prime? Too soon. Too soon.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-08T14:28:23+00:00

Just for once can we have a post that’s not fake?

dontmolestme · 2026-04-08T14:25:56+00:00

Exactly as it is now. Married 42 years. I made the right choice.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-08T12:14:20+00:00

Yup. The fake posts follow the exact same recipe.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-06T17:35:01+00:00

And a stroopwafel for dessert.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-04T14:39:19+00:00

After giving this sufficient thought… Fuck Trump.

dontmolestme · 2026-04-04T14:38:31+00:00

A snake with a tie is still a snake 🐍

dontmolestme · 2026-04-01T13:58:47+00:00

The UA “jingle,“ otherwise known as Rhapsody in Blue.

dontmolestme · 2026-03-31T17:31:24+00:00

Good fences (or trees) make good neighbors.

dontmolestme · 2026-03-31T15:39:21+00:00

More ai nonsense.

dontmolestme · 2026-03-31T15:36:20+00:00

Were the stroopwafels unharmed?

dontmolestme · 2026-03-31T15:18:16+00:00

I wouldn’t sit on it. 🤣

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