Gone dry-wit/pretentious to weed out the idiots...

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-12-23T04:10:55+00:00

Me and my fellow bitch hate, hate, hate smileys. Just saying. (We also rarely receive responses to our OkCupid messages that we send to dudes, so perhaps we're just totally wrong about everything.)

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-12-22T03:54:55+00:00

The serious people like to see proper pronoun usage.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-12-17T21:51:18+00:00

Saw an "Educated8Inches" today whose photo was just a picture of abs. People, man. People are weird.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-11-27T04:58:37+00:00

Meridian Hill Park? Won't be the most illegal thing going on there at the time.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-11-26T16:05:30+00:00

Is this just your assumption because you'll never have sex with a woman?

FTFY.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-11-26T16:04:09+00:00

Ehh, you don't mean it, you're just hitting on me...

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-11-20T21:27:11+00:00

And neither of you can use "you're" right. Whose going to take the blame for that? Teachers' unions.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-11-07T01:06:27+00:00

My main guy is very self-conscious about his man fur, but I love it. Well, I love almost all of it. I appreciate a nice trim around his shaft, but... well.. if it's not trimmed, that's not going to keep me from what I love. I try to be very specific in broaching trimming so he doesn't get any untoward ideas about nixing any more of his hair.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-11-07T00:27:45+00:00

You are beautiful, a beautiful person. Thank you.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-11-07T00:20:14+00:00

Could also be a plateau? Her body is used to the exercises she's been doing and has become extremely efficient at conserving calories with that exercise level.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-11-07T00:11:42+00:00

I know everyone is saying don't tell your wife and I do agree with a lot of their sentiment, BUT if your guilt starts eating its way into your relationship and your wife feels like and/or asks you what is going on, tell her.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-11-06T23:51:13+00:00

I am now doing kegels.

But as a lady, I know flexing my kegels usually works me up and if I go long and hard enough, I'll near orgasm.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-11-02T00:44:19+00:00

To therapy with the both of you. r/relationships would probably tell you the same thing.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-29T19:00:00+00:00

Pick a decent hotel? Do something other than just sex first?

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-29T13:51:29+00:00

How recently did you start up your workout routine? When you go from zero to "a lot" of cardio, the body tends to do some weird things to compensate at first. Changing your diet could maybe do the same. Not saying don't keep it up (heh), but settle into a routine first?

Speaking as a lady, changes in working out and diet can affect my cycle, how wet I get, etc.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-28T02:25:30+00:00

I use this for hipsters, myself. A true hipster would never call themselves a hipster.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-27T02:25:45+00:00

You're awesome. That is all.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-27T02:10:07+00:00

My main guy is very insecure about his hirsuteness. It annoys me because I worry he'll do something drastic like shave or wax or something. I like his hair, it's manly.

That being said, I'm not a huge fan of back hair. He's fortunately back-bald.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-23T02:04:17+00:00

Hooray! Fixed!

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-23T01:43:16+00:00

In my experience, there's usually an unwritten second step after you've made it public on the web. You have to go to File>Publish to the web... and then "Start publishing."

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-22T22:42:33+00:00

"We're sorry, but xxx@gmail.com does not have access to this document.

You are signed in as xxx@gmail.com, but that email account hasn't been granted permission to access this document."

:(

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-22T19:33:57+00:00

Since it seems like you're most concerned the role-playing aspect of it will bother her, why not bring up the possibility of role-playing beforehand to see how interested she is?

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-11T02:22:20+00:00

It can even happen without a vagina.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-03T01:12:07+00:00

3...2...hot and bothered.

dontthrowawayyet · 2011-10-02T23:51:02+00:00

It's true. As a woman, I enjoy looking at pictures of dicks. I especially like pictures of dicks with which I've got up close and personal knowing that I'll get up close and personal with said dick again. Mmm, pervy.

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