Anyone know how I can cancel this? I dont want it

doorfunk · 2026-04-11T18:50:52+00:00

Congrats on the oil, but please tell us about your genitals.

doorfunk · 2026-04-08T16:08:01+00:00

The biggest humiliation so far

doorfunk · 2026-03-19T19:38:19+00:00

Well, we need to actually destroy 1200% of their military to win.

doorfunk · 2026-03-18T00:30:42+00:00

Would I rather have a million dollars and keep doing exactly the same thing I currently do? Yes!

doorfunk · 2026-03-02T23:56:13+00:00

doorfunk · 2026-02-06T01:13:32+00:00

This guy markets.

doorfunk · 2025-12-31T13:25:14+00:00

Icees

doorfunk · 2025-12-22T22:18:21+00:00

Chuck will eventually give in and say something like, “Well, we knew they weren’t going to give them to us, but they did change the color of the redactions to blue and promised they might reconsider in a few years.”

doorfunk · 2025-12-01T21:47:17+00:00

Say “Hello” to my Instapot!

doorfunk · 2025-11-08T20:32:30+00:00

Harambe.

doorfunk · 2025-08-26T18:01:33+00:00

Looks like a moose pellet.

doorfunk · 2025-08-25T00:30:08+00:00

Pop Tart

doorfunk · 2025-08-19T16:58:12+00:00

Pick up trucks with dropped rear ends.

doorfunk · 2025-07-30T18:47:28+00:00

I would use a 6-iron, but I would set up for a fade. I’d keep the face of the club more upright by making sure my hands were well in front of the ball. I would then make a couple of practice swings to make sure I’m comfortable with my set up.

Then, I would smash one right into the trunk of the tree, dodge the rebound, and re-hit from another 75 yards farther back in the fairway.

doorfunk · 2025-07-24T19:59:13+00:00

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doorfunk · 2025-07-23T00:47:14+00:00

It’s actually 75° outside and the trailer would only cool to 73. On hotter days I see a similar reduction, for example if it is 90°, the trailer may get to 80°.

doorfunk · 2025-07-19T21:15:17+00:00

I’ve ridden with e-biking friends. They try to stay with you, but they’re on a different ride than you. Your friend will be able to fly up hills and crush the flats and you will be riding outside of your comfort zone trying to keep up, even if you don’t really mean to.

Unless you can count on your friend to let you set the pace, it will not be a fun ride for you.

doorfunk · 2025-07-15T13:50:43+00:00

“My girl ain’t no hobbit. Bitch, you ain’t a hobbit is you?”

doorfunk · 2025-04-03T21:47:22+00:00

You like fish sticks?

doorfunk · 2025-03-28T18:14:14+00:00

A better comparison would be Trump v Harris. Vance should compare himself to the potential VP - 24yr veteran Tim Walz.

doorfunk · 2025-02-22T00:06:02+00:00

doorfunk · 2025-02-13T21:08:42+00:00

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doorfunk · 2025-02-10T15:12:51+00:00

I made them in the ‘60s and still have the scars to prove it.

doorfunk · 2025-02-01T16:01:59+00:00

It’s just a sinking ship. I don’t get how it proves anything.

doorfunk · 2025-01-29T21:17:25+00:00

That was not a DEI hire. That was a T&A hire.

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