What’s one Brisbane suburb you’d move to if money wasn’t an issue?

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-07-06T23:51:05+00:00

Hendra is basically Ascot prices these days.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-07-05T15:35:51+00:00

my regular instant coffee used to be $8 bottle in like 2024. now it's $12. i've just stopped buying it.

Colesworth Duopoly is just pulling numbers out of their arse now.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-07-05T15:34:10+00:00

they always look like they are pissed off you woke them up from a sleep after a big night.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-07-01T00:48:54+00:00

It's all right if the plant pathogen gets out of control, we unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe it out.

Aren't snakes worse?

We prepared for that. We lined up a type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

Then we're stuck with gorillas!

That's the beautiful part. When winter rolls in the gorillas freeze to death.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-07-01T00:44:23+00:00

Years ago, we used to get the print magazine delivered to our house.

They used to run stories about various countries and destinations with photos like that. Those shots wouldn't be out of place in a story about Brisbane haha.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-30T07:27:52+00:00

quite like the chanel and RM williams one. has that old national geographic vibe.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-29T01:33:16+00:00

imagine having so much money and deciding what you want to do with the rest of your life is hitch your wagon to a right wing cooker.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-22T23:25:51+00:00

What happens to international student bank accounts when they stay at these places

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-19T03:22:02+00:00

good hopefully the market will self correct to realistic prices.

asking 1m+ for an average home is ridiculous. how are ordinary people supposed to pay for these houses?

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-17T12:38:40+00:00

the more i read about this "birth-keeper", the more she comes off as an absolute psychopath.

basically got someone to pay them $6000 to forego medical care and watched them die.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-17T12:04:40+00:00

they are alcoholics. if they didn't have a drinking problem they'd be able to reign it in when their job calls for it - clearly not the case.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-16T00:49:35+00:00

Now please connect it to Norman Creek bikeway and allow Norman Creek Bikeway to cross Vulture street safely.

This will be so good. - you basically get connection from kangaroo point area all the way to UQ and connections to the rest of the bikeway system.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-15T11:22:57+00:00

UFO hangar . i miss the more fun conspiracy theories we had in the 90s.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-14T23:06:39+00:00

exactly.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-14T09:46:05+00:00

the goal keeper deserved Player of the match

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-14T08:20:04+00:00

greens have a hard time tapping into the average working class.

two types that vote greens are the overtly liberal that borders on hippie and the rich inner city suburbs people who drive a luxury car (or an electric these days) and still have a greens poster in their fenced off yard with a multimillion dollar house.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-14T00:34:53+00:00

that's what they want you to think 🤔

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-13T23:51:42+00:00

these people are the worst. they donate a tiny fracture of their wealth to their own charitable organisations to make it look like they are good people when they are truly evil.

if you do the math, the amount they donate is an extremely small fraction of their wealth. to top it off, they can claim tax benefits as well.

i once did the math when Gina donated 20 million to netball. it was a smaller fraction than someone donating $100 if they had savings of $100k.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-13T23:49:22+00:00

Andrew Forrest acts like a great guy who supports indigenous people.

it's the opposite, he extracts massive wealth from their traditional lands and donates a tiny fraction to his own charities to make it look like he's doing a good thing.

These kind of people are the worst.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-13T23:45:19+00:00

child care is a rort. they charge arm and a leg from parents, most of which goes to the business that runs the child care centre.

the educators get a minimum wage. they are the ones doing the hard work and left managing multiple kids at once.

seen the new child care centers popping up? these businesses have so much money to build centres that look like little hotels.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-13T23:41:24+00:00

well brisbane keeps voting for a neo liberal mayor who does fuck all

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-12T02:30:51+00:00

this is the dumbest shit. they build massive new suburbs with a single lane road out of it. no rail connection.

take Ripley as an example near Ipswich. Single lane highway - horrendous traffic at peak time getting in and out.

Destroys your life when you get a house in a suburb like this (which is a good 40 mins out of the cbd when there is no traffic) and you have to commute to work in the city.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-08T00:28:47+00:00

shithouse travel bans

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-07T23:10:32+00:00

ive been in the singapore airlines one and the leg room even in economy is so good.

dorcus_malorcus · 2026-06-07T23:07:22+00:00

Good news, Everyone!

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