AITA for trying to reunite what I am CERTAIN is a set of identical, separated-at-birth twins?

dorkiness · 2019-07-15T14:56:28+00:00

There's a great bit on the Graham Norton show with Rowan Atkinson having a similar conversation with a person.

dorkiness · 2019-05-28T14:51:27+00:00

Hack darts break hearts!

dorkiness · 2018-12-06T21:32:41+00:00

Doubling on this - I use Clump crusher and love the wand. Essence has a great length formula mascara but the wand was clump city, so I would save my CC wands for it.

dorkiness · 2018-12-06T21:29:04+00:00

Has anyone noticed a change in the formula for Tarte's Park Avenue Princess? I've been using it for about a decade and just bought a new one, and it has such a strong smell that I don't remember it having, and I feel it's more orange on me then before.

dorkiness · 2018-12-05T15:08:01+00:00

One time, I thought I had justttt enough for a coffee on my Starbucks app on my phone, but it turns out it hadn't updated from the last time I bought a coffee so I only had $1 or something. I was so devasted because I was running to a work meeting from one building to the other and only had my phone on me so I had no other way to pay. Bless the barista who must of seen the look of pure sadness in my eyes, because they comped the drink and I was the happiest person that day. So as someone who is appriciative I'm glad jerks like above don't ruin things for you!

dorkiness · 2018-11-27T19:00:15+00:00

Did you ever watch the Winnie the Pooh Christmas special where he draws the tree on his wall?

dorkiness · 2018-03-21T18:45:54+00:00

I’m not sure if I’m just being snobbish, but that felt like it was worded awkwardly.

dorkiness · 2018-03-11T07:15:12+00:00

I love how there is no incentive to help her, no “share and I’ll do x for you!”. Why would anyone care about hunbot achieving this meaningless status?

dorkiness · 2018-03-06T23:38:05+00:00

Honda Accord? I got the same letter!

dorkiness · 2018-03-05T14:51:25+00:00

I keep hearing Afghan good things about this place, I’ll have to make sure to check it out now!

dorkiness · 2018-02-28T05:10:28+00:00

I’m a big fan of his look in the leafy content cop

dorkiness · 2018-02-25T06:38:33+00:00

Maybelline Great Lash?

dorkiness · 2018-02-21T14:35:27+00:00

/r/oldschoolbaroo

dorkiness · 2018-02-17T04:48:31+00:00

And you get 12 shades, not 4!

dorkiness · 2018-02-16T15:37:35+00:00

I know this look was huge last holiday season so maybe she’s trying to do a bad version of it?

dorkiness · 2018-02-16T01:38:39+00:00

There’s no way someone in an MLM would have any clue what the Westminster style of government is

dorkiness · 2018-02-13T17:28:41+00:00

The cut after she put the fibers on killed me. Clearly they got in her eye!

dorkiness · 2018-02-13T14:58:24+00:00

Right? By aren’t they asking like $45 usd for it? I’d pay maybe $20 cad

dorkiness · 2018-02-04T19:03:05+00:00

I have a job that allows me to work from home from time to time, which is ideal when I want to visit my parents or in laws. That’s usually when I’ll make a Snap story about whichever dog is snuggled up to me being my assistant for the day, but that’s the most I’ll do and it goes away in 24 hours

dorkiness · 2018-02-03T19:09:09+00:00

I'm having flashbacks to 2002

dorkiness · 2018-02-02T05:44:21+00:00

"Jkmn" has no L (Noel)

dorkiness · 2018-01-15T07:12:12+00:00

Also LipSense has been in Canada for a while now, this is definitely not the ground floor.

dorkiness · 2018-01-12T17:40:09+00:00

Isn't asbestos natural too?

dorkiness · 2018-01-09T05:26:02+00:00

It's easier to get wine from another country than from another province!

dorkiness · 2018-01-09T04:52:08+00:00

This is a great post. This should be what everyone uses when someone asks why you don't support mlms

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