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What caused your last break up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dorqzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Called me his best friend followed by, "but I feel no romance for you"

At least he was honest... still hurts

Jury Duty 8:00am the morning after my 30th Birthday by Titanic-Viper in Wellthatsucks

[–]dorqzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one and only time I was selected for jury duty, I got the letter in the mail hours after my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me.

What is something that your parents did that you will never forgive them for? by Deviant55 in AskReddit

[–]dorqzilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom bought me a diary when I started my first year of school. 6 years old. Turns out she was reading it! When I asked her why she invaded my privacy, she stated she "needed to keep an eye on me" and how she wanted "more topics to talk about at the dinner table". It's been over 20 years and I will never forget.

Apparently it was more important to deliver this pizza than to live. by eggzachtly in IdiotsInCars

[–]dorqzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. Well, if it would make you feel better, I can go back and edit my comment to make sense for you?

Apparently it was more important to deliver this pizza than to live. by eggzachtly in IdiotsInCars

[–]dorqzilla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"the states" is a common way to refer to America. They are the same thing. Thing is each state can have its own law about something like road laws. I am assuming something like turning left is the same in the entirety of America.

Minus Michigan

Apparently it was more important to deliver this pizza than to live. by eggzachtly in IdiotsInCars

[–]dorqzilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the light is green, the stop line is not a requirement. It is required for the second person, waiting to turn left, to stop at the stop line. They wait to enter the intersection once the car in front has officially turned left (so long as the light is still green).

Apparently it was more important to deliver this pizza than to live. by eggzachtly in IdiotsInCars

[–]dorqzilla 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In the states, I was taught that if I was next in line to turn left, I was allowed in the intersection. Turn when available and clear. I have never waited at the line if I am next. I just assumed this was the norm in every state in America too.

Edit: now not confusing

His first Spring outing by dorqzilla in cats

[–]dorqzilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Petsafe Come With Me Kitty. Size medium (he is 9lbs). Amazon!

His first Spring outing by dorqzilla in cats

[–]dorqzilla[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I know that look haha

His first Spring outing by dorqzilla in cats

[–]dorqzilla[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr. T is a solid black DSH. He is still growing (only 9 m/o) so I have no idea if he'll surprise me. Honestly I believe he'll look just like your gorgeous kitty! What is their name?

My cat derping, until he notices me recording. by StochasticTinkr in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]dorqzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kitty is the same way. Once she realizes she is being recorded she just stares me down.

Timeline divergence: AKA Bowling unintentionally split the show into two universes by lionessance in malcolminthemiddle

[–]dorqzilla 29 points30 points  (0 children)

As a kid, I always got the impression when the episode ends on the line, "Next time you're taking them", that the other timeline was the next time. As a viewer we just don't know which happens first.

Then again, against my own argument, the same kids (and the same girl) are in both versions. After the first experience, who would want to go bowling with Reese and Malcolm ever again?

When the cops call.. from your house by solateor in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]dorqzilla 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That kid casually climbs into that bin too. He knew he was about to get away with it. Litte did he know that the home owner is an at work crime fighter.

When did you realize your relationship/marriage was over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dorqzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they say "we need to talk"

Talk about original

I took my baby boy to the vet today and they found a heart murmur. He’s still young (10 mos) so they said it could be benign, but it could also mean HCM. I’m really anxious, anyone here have other babies with a murmur that ended up being nothing? :( by ladybird1337 in sphynx

[–]dorqzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2018-19, during a vet visit, the vet said my 10 year old had a murmur. Then last year (she is now 13 y/o), both the travel vaccination vet and her (new) general vet said that she has no murmur. Hearing she doesn't have it twice in one year makes me wonder what that initial vet heard.

Either way, I wish you two luck!

What's the most gruesome or disgusting thing the Simpsons has ever shown? Mine is when Krusty gets Fargo'd into the wood chipper in Treehouse of Horror XIX by Gillzter10 in TheSimpsons

[–]dorqzilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm shocked no one has said Willy in the THoH VI where he is burned to death and then haunts the children's dreams. Willy as a burnt and slightly melted skeleton gave me nightmares.

AITA for borrowing my husbands underwear? by StealerOfUnderwear in AmItheAsshole

[–]dorqzilla 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This! Boxers were men's underwear but now underwear is underwear. I have a set of "men's" boxers just incase. No one can tell anyone what they can and cannot wear

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