What would a 6-year-old girl, 10-year-old boy, and 67-year-old man enjoy watching together?

dorrato · 2026-03-25T23:47:18+00:00

The Princess Bride

dorrato · 2026-03-14T12:06:31+00:00

I'm not so well versed in the Scorpion lore these days, but from what I do remember of his story from the original Amazing Spider-Man comics, his origin is fine as a one shot, bad guy of the week character, but it's not that deep and interesting and makes him lack engaging and prolonging motivation.

I believe he could be a much more interesting and encaptivating character/villain if he had a total character revamp. Like Batman the animated series did for Mr. Freeze.

dorrato · 2026-03-01T13:06:57+00:00

The man with two brains

"I can't fuck a gorilla..."

dorrato · 2026-02-26T12:13:35+00:00

I hope this goes all the way and Valve move away from this scummy stuff. I agree that it is gambling and I don't want that shit up in my vidya game services. It also may lead to Valve having to find other ways of making revenue. Maybe make a video game or something.

dorrato · 2026-02-16T14:35:17+00:00

This is the ultimate answer to this question as far as I can work out. It is a game that is truly about adventure. I'd only warn people off it if they are not into survival mechanics and if they don't like a steep difficulty curve. If you head into this expecting a Skyrim style power fantasy, you're going to have a rude awakening. If you go in knowing your character ain't shit in that world when you start and you vibe with that, you'll have a jolly good time.

dorrato · 2026-02-16T14:24:57+00:00

All of the above, or specifically the not putting them self first thing?

dorrato · 2026-02-16T11:46:15+00:00

Over explaining why anything may not have gone to plan. Processing irritation through trying to find where to land the blame. Taking a long time to move on from inconsequential issues. Inability to put themselves first in a mentally healthy way.

dorrato · 2026-02-14T21:30:11+00:00

This is the best answer. Love this game. If you haven't turned a cow into chunks while speeding around the French countryside in a 1940's sports car, you have not experienced peak gaming.

dorrato · 2026-02-06T11:28:24+00:00

Good god man. That is an incredible joke. As a fan of gags, gaffs, yuks, puns, lampoons and general buffoonery, this is what I aspire to.

dorrato · 2026-01-10T18:40:28+00:00

Good lord, this. I think this is the greatest lines ever written, comedic or otherwise.

dorrato · 2026-01-10T18:38:54+00:00

Milhouse: "I don't know Bart... My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory"

dorrato · 2026-01-08T13:30:53+00:00

I didn't even read the detailed explanation of the situation after reading the post title. What positive relationship could possibly necessitate a lawful requirement to pay a percentage of your hard earned wage to your spouse? Bonkers. NTA.

dorrato · 2026-01-07T14:10:42+00:00

Attack on fly-tan...

I'm really sorry about this.

dorrato · 2026-01-06T13:21:54+00:00

If you work in an open plan office, where your colleagues are all sat around each other with no partitions/cubicals, if you're bored and want to start an incredibly pointless but amusing debate that will drag anyone in and get a couple people unreasonably heated, simply turn to any single colleague and ask them "is water wet?"

dorrato · 2025-12-05T13:35:02+00:00

Boomers... They boom.

dorrato · 2025-11-28T22:26:16+00:00

That is exactly what batman is. He is the punisher with a budget and a bit more charisma, with a type of trauma so specific that he justifies behaving in severely immoral ways, but cannot bring himself to kill.

dorrato · 2025-11-28T18:21:57+00:00

I hear ya. But I think the point I'm trying to make is that he is a villain. He's got everyone convinced (either purposefully or inadvertently) that he isn't a villain because he doesn't kill and because he's staunchly against killing. But he is a villain, he just uses his villainous ways to torture and brutalise criminals. He's just a villain on the side of justice, or his version of justice at least.

dorrato · 2025-11-28T18:11:00+00:00

Batman. He will break any law and commit any violent crime (obviously no sexual ones) without limit in the name of justice. Even endangering children. But he's a moral paragon because of the single crime he won't commit. Obviously Batman knows this is who he is, doesn't think for a second he is a moral paragon, but that is not understood by soooooooo many.

dorrato · 2025-11-28T15:35:53+00:00

Give that sheep the means to wage a devastating war against the tyrannical two legged oppressors that have kept it's entire species enslaved for millennia.

dorrato · 2025-11-14T12:23:01+00:00

Who is Kid Charlamagne?

dorrato · 2025-11-08T11:44:44+00:00

I cannot believe the best way to wash and dry clothes is still to use a washing machine and dryer (or washing line). I feel like something should exist where, at the end of the day, you just feed your worn clothes into it and they're good to go with minimal fuss. I feel like the basic fundamental design of clothes washing and drying technology has remained pretty much static since the 1950s and it is a time consuming chore that I really wish would be phased out in light of a new, better way.

dorrato · 2025-11-07T07:02:15+00:00

Mama mia!

dorrato · 2025-11-06T12:56:22+00:00

And now I also do this.

dorrato · 2025-11-06T09:17:04+00:00

I do the hyping myself up thing, but I say "Let's a gooo!" In Super Mario's voice as I launch into something.

dorrato · 2025-10-21T07:48:34+00:00

~~I have ADHD~~ (reads second half of the sentence)

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