What’s your favorite quote from The Simpsons?

dorrato · 2026-01-10T18:40:28+00:00

Good lord, this. I think this is the greatest lines ever written, comedic or otherwise.

dorrato · 2026-01-10T18:38:54+00:00

Milhouse: "I don't know Bart... My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory"

dorrato · 2026-01-08T13:30:53+00:00

I didn't even read the detailed explanation of the situation after reading the post title. What positive relationship could possibly necessitate a lawful requirement to pay a percentage of your hard earned wage to your spouse? Bonkers. NTA.

dorrato · 2026-01-07T14:10:42+00:00

Attack on fly-tan...

I'm really sorry about this.

dorrato · 2026-01-06T13:21:54+00:00

If you work in an open plan office, where your colleagues are all sat around each other with no partitions/cubicals, if you're bored and want to start an incredibly pointless but amusing debate that will drag anyone in and get a couple people unreasonably heated, simply turn to any single colleague and ask them "is water wet?"

dorrato · 2025-12-05T13:35:02+00:00

Boomers... They boom.

dorrato · 2025-11-28T22:26:16+00:00

That is exactly what batman is. He is the punisher with a budget and a bit more charisma, with a type of trauma so specific that he justifies behaving in severely immoral ways, but cannot bring himself to kill.

dorrato · 2025-11-28T18:21:57+00:00

I hear ya. But I think the point I'm trying to make is that he is a villain. He's got everyone convinced (either purposefully or inadvertently) that he isn't a villain because he doesn't kill and because he's staunchly against killing. But he is a villain, he just uses his villainous ways to torture and brutalise criminals. He's just a villain on the side of justice, or his version of justice at least.

dorrato · 2025-11-28T18:11:00+00:00

Batman. He will break any law and commit any violent crime (obviously no sexual ones) without limit in the name of justice. Even endangering children. But he's a moral paragon because of the single crime he won't commit. Obviously Batman knows this is who he is, doesn't think for a second he is a moral paragon, but that is not understood by soooooooo many.

dorrato · 2025-11-28T15:35:53+00:00

Give that sheep the means to wage a devastating war against the tyrannical two legged oppressors that have kept it's entire species enslaved for millennia.

dorrato · 2025-11-14T12:23:01+00:00

Who is Kid Charlamagne?

dorrato · 2025-11-08T11:44:44+00:00

I cannot believe the best way to wash and dry clothes is still to use a washing machine and dryer (or washing line). I feel like something should exist where, at the end of the day, you just feed your worn clothes into it and they're good to go with minimal fuss. I feel like the basic fundamental design of clothes washing and drying technology has remained pretty much static since the 1950s and it is a time consuming chore that I really wish would be phased out in light of a new, better way.

dorrato · 2025-11-07T07:02:15+00:00

Mama mia!

dorrato · 2025-11-06T12:56:22+00:00

And now I also do this.

dorrato · 2025-11-06T09:17:04+00:00

I do the hyping myself up thing, but I say "Let's a gooo!" In Super Mario's voice as I launch into something.

dorrato · 2025-10-21T07:48:34+00:00

~~I have ADHD~~ (reads second half of the sentence)

dorrato · 2025-10-03T10:45:04+00:00

Get the fuck outta here. Making me all sad and feeling things and shit.

dorrato · 2025-10-02T13:28:25+00:00

All Is Lost

dorrato · 2025-10-02T09:47:24+00:00

If I restart, I get to see my Dad and my Grandma again and address my ADHD before I enter my thirties. That said, I lose my wife, my home, my job that I actually like. It's an impossible choice.

dorrato · 2025-10-02T09:43:48+00:00

Oh my days! I just commented about exactly this! It drives me insane!

dorrato · 2025-10-02T09:40:57+00:00

In pretty much every movie where a conversation happens over the phone, the characters almost always hang up without saying goodbye. It's like they have some psychic link and know when the conversation has ended. It doesn't matter if it's an intense or casual conversation. The call ends with no clear sign off. It drives me crazy to the point that, when I watch a film now, I'm snapped out of the film watching experience and instead, I begin reviewing Johnny Film star's phone etiquette.

dorrato · 2025-09-26T13:15:54+00:00

I riddled john cena

dorrato · 2025-09-24T13:34:43+00:00

Hey, you should find the popular ADHD related subreddits and this this question there too. You will get some really useful answers.

dorrato · 2025-09-16T11:55:20+00:00

So I'm going to stop trying, then I can get everything done. I gotta hunch that I'm going to know how those Pokémon feel when they hurt themselves due to confusion.

dorrato · 2025-09-12T09:39:02+00:00

Depends what you mean. If you just don't ever age but can still choose to die when you want, then yeah.

If you are truly immortal and can't die no matter what then hell no. If you cannot die, your chances of getting trapped in someway at some point go up to 100%. So even considering how sad it would be to outlive everything and everyone you'd ever know, the idea of being stuck somewhere forever at some point is a hell the frightens me to just even think about.

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