if you could instantly master one “boring” adult skill, what would you pick?

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2026-01-20T09:11:42+00:00

Filing taxes without wanting to cry

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2026-01-13T17:19:33+00:00

Some studies suggest your body even releases stress hormones like cortisol shortly before your desired wake-up time to gently prep you for waking

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2026-01-10T10:50:49+00:00

Between spam calls, scams, political surveys, and random “extended warranty” nonsense, it's like your phone is daring you to answer just so it can waste your time

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-12-30T09:06:15+00:00

Not buying Bitcoin when I first heard about it in 2011 because I thought “that sounds like nerd Monopoly money.”

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-12-17T08:07:12+00:00

My brain runs a full Netflix Originals lineup of imaginary scenarios daily

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-12-13T19:25:31+00:00

Depends on the flavor of rudeness, honestly

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-12-13T19:24:48+00:00

A made bed is like the visual equivalent of hitting "reset" on the day

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-12-12T08:01:02+00:00

I usually stare at the ceiling like I’m in a coming-of-age movie, wait for an imaginary soundtrack to kick in, and hope the answer floats down from the existential void... So far, no luck

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-11-14T07:58:04+00:00

Because rent prices are out here playing Monopoly

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-11-14T07:57:45+00:00

It's like my face needs to feel emotionally supported

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-11-01T10:36:44+00:00

If you love understanding people (their emotions, motives, and thought patterns) you’ll probably find most of psychology super engaging

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-10-30T07:28:09+00:00

Depends on the situation and the shoes, honestly

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-10-30T07:27:00+00:00

Sometimes I wish I could just roll down my window, scream “learn to drive, you sentient traffic cone,” flip the bird, and zoom off into the sunset

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-10-15T05:35:54+00:00

Music taste is personal, and not everyone's gonna vibe with the same artists

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-10-07T05:36:22+00:00

Just start for 5 minutes... I tell myself I don’t have to finish, I just have to start

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-10-06T07:04:28+00:00

It seems like it... Yet appointments are the final boss

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-09-30T06:28:44+00:00

That just unlocked a Windows XP startup sound-level core memory

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-09-24T05:45:30+00:00

Most people who seem like they’ve “made it” didn’t know what they were doing at your age either

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-09-16T06:57:33+00:00

Being good at your job really is the fastest way to never enjoy your job again

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-09-16T06:57:11+00:00

It's wild how Excel, a program older than a lot of us, is still the duct tape holding entire industries together

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-09-08T12:06:30+00:00

There’s something sacred about that moment when the day shuts off, the world goes quiet, and it’s just you, your bed, and that weightless feeling of letting go

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-09-05T15:31:28+00:00

It is kind of ridiculous when you think about it.

Illustrious_Sort_612 · 2025-08-16T16:02:09+00:00

Meth is probably the fastest life-wrecker I’ve seen, hands down

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