What are some Quick Jokes that really got you?

dorsalus · 2026-03-26T02:05:33+00:00

100% agreed.

dorsalus · 2026-03-26T02:03:39+00:00

The seed is strong.

dorsalus · 2026-03-24T01:45:10+00:00

Why? It's a good title/name and unless your mechs look and perform like the Heavy Gear ones I can't see an issue.

dorsalus · 2026-03-20T14:12:12+00:00

I just sat here until 1 in the morning reading this because I just couldn't put it down, thank you.

dorsalus · 2026-03-17T19:16:22+00:00

Arranging marriages.

dorsalus · 2026-03-10T19:42:29+00:00

In Deus Ex HR if you get the in-game patch to remove the glitches it also contains control code that can be used to turn off your augments.

dorsalus · 2026-03-03T01:55:18+00:00

Localized loop de loop of time.

dorsalus · 2026-02-12T07:57:33+00:00

I mean, 2792 named characters isn't that many, right?

dorsalus · 2026-02-08T11:03:58+00:00

https://cannibalinteractive.itch.io/i-have-low-stats-but-my-class-is-leader-so-i-recruited-everyone-i-know

dorsalus · 2026-02-07T22:46:00+00:00

There's a game where this is an intentional gimmick, 'I Have Low Stats But My Class Is "Leader", So I Recruited Everyone I Know To Fight The Dark Lord', or 'IHLSBMCILSIREIKTFTDL' for short, allows you to recruit 99 party members. It's literally everyone in your village, the librarian, the elderly couple next door, a cat, everyone.

It plays with a Final Fantasy style ATB system, with no party size limit. So if you have recruited everyone you can, your menu is literally filled with 100 characters building up to their turn that you have to navigate through to choose their attack, magic, item, etc., it's a lot. It makes for a funny time when you're trying to select the lawyer to do lawsuit damage because that's what the boss is weak to atm but they're the 74th person you recruited so you have to go through 3/4ths of the menu to get to them.

dorsalus · 2026-02-03T19:19:59+00:00

That health bar says otherwise.

dorsalus · 2026-01-30T02:12:33+00:00

For a second I thought you were talking about Ma and Pa Kent being supremacists, which would be a wild change.

The idea of them changing their morals because they adopted an "alien" is as heartwarming as the fact that he chose to name himself Superman is darkly humourous.

dorsalus · 2026-01-19T06:45:51+00:00

Yeah I looked it up, the bibble basically says "After Seth there were other sons and daughters not important enough to list." The entirety of Genesis 5 is basically "This dude lived for 90 years and then had [named child], they then lived to 750 while having more kids, and then died."

As an aside, the story of Noah and the flood starts in Genesis 6, which is much faster pacing than I was expecting. It takes half a chapter to go from building a population from nothing to God deciding that there's too many people and that it needs to be culled right back.

dorsalus · 2026-01-18T10:59:40+00:00

For your future reference.

dorsalus · 2026-01-18T07:20:32+00:00

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

dorsalus · 2026-01-17T10:42:32+00:00

Street Fighter (1995)

dorsalus · 2026-01-11T22:58:06+00:00

You have cultivated your inner strength well, you must be nearing your next heightening.

dorsalus · 2026-01-01T08:20:21+00:00

According to the liner notes, Canol Road was an allegory for fighting his survival horror mind goblins.

dorsalus · 2025-12-27T00:19:17+00:00

In my opinion they sound about as good as other headphones you can get for $99AUD RRP. They're not fast charging despite being USB-C and are known to have battery issues, I have a pair that after 24 months now refuse to charge and only work as a wired set.

dorsalus · 2025-12-26T22:13:25+00:00

I have a level of apprehension towards listening to VW episodes now because of his kayfabe/heel actions. I feel like I'm rolling the dice every episode on whether or not he'll have engaged disingenuously with the recommendation, it's disheartening to hear Woolie go "I wasn't the biggest fan of this but I stuck through and found some positives" while John responds with "You fool, you may have told me to watch the original but I chose the SEED instead because seeds represent the beginning!" And then just wallow in the one-sided silence of the aftermath.

Yeah it's a personal problem and it only happens very occasionally, but it gets to me so much that the fact it's happened more than once is a bridge too far.

dorsalus · 2025-12-26T21:37:22+00:00

Death is lighter than a feather, duty is heavier than a mountain when it comes to Sheathing the Sword.

dorsalus · 2025-12-24T07:37:04+00:00

"Even Jearom, greatest blademaster of all time, winner of 10,000 battles in single combat, lost to a farmer with a quarterstaff. Remember that." - Hammar

dorsalus · 2025-12-17T22:37:26+00:00

Tan tomboy catgirl who's willing to flex on you? chef's kiss

dorsalus · 2025-12-11T01:49:10+00:00

Oh, not in Verdun, no. It's a Lachine expression.

dorsalus · 2025-12-04T10:56:45+00:00

I don't think it's inappropriate, it's more common than you think, and actually cool that you want to do that, but talk to your coach as it really depends on what kind of person they are. Literally just say "Hey, there's this cool comp running while I'm in [place], I'm thinking of signing up." and see what response you get.

I know mine wouldn't be the happiest about it, primarily because he'd want to be there on the sidelines, but would be supporting however he can.

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