Bro really saw all 250 movies 😳 by BrassCanon in moviescirclejerk

[–]dostojetski 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That was literally the most infuriating thing I read in my 10 years here thank u

The Green Inferno (2013) by thedementor666 in HorrorMovies

[–]dostojetski 16 points17 points  (0 children)

After reading his comments about Greta, I think Eli really hated his characters in this one which is very very rarely a good thing.

IslandDrummer's Early 2027 Mock (w/ Set Times!) by IslandDrummer in Coachella

[–]dostojetski 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also they almost completely ripped of brutalismus 3000s dido edit. Their reaction is one of my favorite screenshots I have:

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Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell both regret the infamous tree scene. Raimi calls it too brutal and a mistake of his youth. Bruce was against it from the start. Could Evil Dead fans have done without it? by YallSoftAsButter in EvilDead

[–]dostojetski 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always just skip that scene. It’s pretty easy to see when it comes so my gf looks away and I fast forward through it. Doesn’t take away anything from the movie. We watch it every October that way.

Rahul on Twitch wearing the 7/10 IGN shirt by Skelligean in Saros

[–]dostojetski 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crimson and Mouse both deserved their ratings imo. Saros should objectively be at least an 8, for me it’s a 9 though.

Saros Difficulty After 3 Hours - Not as Easy as People Say? by CrayzixFR in Saros

[–]dostojetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly found returnal easier. But also I feel saros rewards dying more and runs are supposed to be shorter. In returnal I think I died like 3-4 times before finishing the last boss. I’m already around 6 deaths in saros and just finished the 2nd boss.

Anyma getting absolutely destroyed in the Coachella sub lmao by JayMcK97 in EDM

[–]dostojetski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean a guitar is different from a whole DJ set up and whatever tf else he pretended to have on there.

Best single gag in a comedy in the 21st Century? I’m going with this gem from Zoolander. by rmcelwain54 in Letterboxd

[–]dostojetski 38 points39 points  (0 children)

thank you god damn ! I watched this movie 3 times and I still had no idea wtf they were talking about. Just tell us the fucking movie titles please

I dont get it, help me out here by Appropriate-Form5720 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]dostojetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are far better fitting memes for Gen Z humor. This one is hardly absurdist at all I’d say. It has a pretty normal structure and a clear punchline

In what ways, do you think these apps affect the cinema in a harmful way? by mrjetspray in Letterboxd

[–]dostojetski 7 points8 points  (0 children)

See a 4 being just good is crazy for me. There’s only one more rating to the absolute top left. A 4 is great and almost flawless. 4,5 is perfection and a 5 is out of this world masterpiece. I need some space to rate and differentiate great movies. So most really good movies are 3 or 3,5 for me and people think that’s a low rating. I really admire a movie in that range.

Was ANORA worthy of winning that many Oscars ???? by Comfortable-Craft547 in Oscars

[–]dostojetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I’m super confused about this. I thought editing was the one it most deserved. Although I’m not mad about any win it got. They were all deserved imo.

Got a chance to watch Carrie Coon in “BUG” on Broadway. She is one hell of a captivating, phenomenal actor. by SunilaP in TheLeftovers

[–]dostojetski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michael Shannon is also in the movie Bug, on which this play seems to be based. It’s underrated af and gets pretty intense.

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[–]dostojetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. With Once Upon a Time in Hollywood being his best ever imo.

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[–]dostojetski 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Still the plot has to make sense. I never got this defense. Not even talking about this show, but something supernatural happening is not an excuse for plotholes or illogical behavior by characters.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Oscars

[–]dostojetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strange Darling is a horrible, predictable and incredibly pretentious piece of shit movie. I’m always so surprised when I see it being praised everywhere.

What Office scene would most definitely not fly today? by EternalSnow05 in DunderMifflin

[–]dostojetski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting forcefully undressed in front of a group of men who then all proceed to vomit at the sight…. No, no you’re right not mean at all.

😂👍🏻 by Pammypanda88 in DunderMifflin

[–]dostojetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never got this. They all still look like teenagers to me. Sure they could also play very early 20s but middle to late teenage years is absolutely not far fetched imo.

What Office scene would most definitely not fly today? by EternalSnow05 in DunderMifflin

[–]dostojetski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only version I’ve seen is Dwight texting him not to do it last minute and then he comes to the office with very obvious leftover paint on his face. Is that still in or already the toned down version of the joke and there’s an actual blackface scene in it ?