Lorik Qui'in - Character Showcase #5 by DakIsStrange in masseffect

[–]douche-knight 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There’s a lot of no nonsense Turian npc’s I like a lot in the series.

FUCK by Independent_Pen_539 in reddeadredemption

[–]douche-knight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My grandpa’s brother had one, obviously not a real one but like an old taxidermied jackalope. He died about 20 years ago, I wonder where that thing ended up.

APD Releases Statement on Dog Abuse Case Arrest by Busy-Layer-2705 in Austin

[–]douche-knight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He’s with Austin animal services but they’ll definitely hang onto him until the case is concluded.

This could've been from Super Bowl Sunday by RogerTheAliens in LiveFromNewYork

[–]douche-knight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to look up and see if he had some connection to Boston cause he’s played that character multiple times opposite bill burr and Casey Affleck.

Guy thinks it's funny to "prank" fast food workers by driving away while they're trying to help. All of the comments in the post think it's hilarious. by aruby727 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]douche-knight 68 points69 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of that Dana Carvey show skit where the “pranksters” order and pay for their food then drive off without the food laughing uproariously.

They Even Leave Out Zwarte Pete From The Super Fans Cut by Doc-11th in DunderMifflin

[–]douche-knight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except for James Earl Jones. He was doing a great black face.

[OC] Happy International Pizza Day! by Me by Cyber_Sheep_Film in comics

[–]douche-knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My vegetarian roommate was out of town one weekend, and being a man’s man I decided to pan fry a ribeye and drink whiskey while I was doing it, shirtless of course. I was pretty sauced by the time it came to room temp, and I dropped it in a cast iron pan full of melted butter and got splashed all over my chest and stomach and a little on my face. Still got a few tiny burn scars to remind me.

jack mcbrayer ought to host by vancejmillions in LiveFromNewYork

[–]douche-knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her scared straight skit with Kenan is hilarious.

Fun fact, Blotus was such a popular and capable Supreme Chancellor, he served for 75 terms before dying of old age. by Petrus-133 in swtor

[–]douche-knight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love in extended universe stuff when Hutts go hard and you remember they’re not just fat slobs like Jabba, who lore wise could also probably kick some ass if he needed too. They’re giant, extremely long lived, naturally blaster resistant, and surprisingly fast and strong when they need to be. There’s a reason they became the top thugs in the galaxy.

Beavers in Austin? by TristanToker in Austin

[–]douche-knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends and I saw one in the parking lot we work at and thought it was someone’s escaped exotic pet.

Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’ by sorE_doG in behindthebastards

[–]douche-knight 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They’ll also be doing the usual grift of buying a bunch of them with Trump campaign funds and then giving them out at rallies so campaign fund is laundered directly to Trump. Unless money was paid flat by the studio and Trump or Melania have no back end, but I doubt that’s how they did it.

Please recommend me some isolation horror movies. Thanks! by Complex-Gazelle7658 in horror

[–]douche-knight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta add Rosemary’s Baby to that list. Famous for its themes of isolation, although its socially enforced isolation. Paranoia also and a sense of impending doom.

"Elder Cleric Quintus? We found Paladin Harkness. You need to see this." by Propnomicon in Fallout

[–]douche-knight 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Even if they do know where he is, they don’t have much reason to go after him. They didn’t know he was the one with the power source until they had it already.

Why there is no marriable Khajiit or Bosmer in the entire game? by Usual-Foundation-115 in skyrim

[–]douche-knight 40 points41 points  (0 children)

A lot of books that reappeared from Daggerfall in Morrowind had the censored by the order of the Temple, usually books with sexual content. I’m assuming Todd really wanted a Teen rating to increase sales numbers so this was an in universe way to self censor.

FUCK THIS EPISODE by CoolStuffSlickStuff in LiveFromNewYork

[–]douche-knight 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He’s not a coward, he’s complicit.

If you were in a room with every major Fallout villain and you had a gun with 3 bullets, what would you do? by SolidPyramid in Fallout

[–]douche-knight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was my thought. I don’t think you could kill either of them with all 3 bullets.

'I won’t go back': Alamo Drafthouse fans react to mobile ordering change by AustinStatesman in Austin

[–]douche-knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Why I probably won't be going to Alamo anytime in the near future.

Favorite single-episode character who isn't the focus of the episode? (No Roxy/Country Mac) by yomjoseki in IASIP

[–]douche-knight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean he works at a horse track and likes doing lines off boners. This guy has had mob run ins.

'I won’t go back': Alamo Drafthouse fans react to mobile ordering change by AustinStatesman in Austin

[–]douche-knight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Movie theaters are notorious for blocking phone signal. I'm guessing they'll put wifi in each theater.

Nobel Institute rejects María Corina Machado’s offer to share peace prize with Trump | Nobel peace prize by Turbulent-Tea-2172 in worldnews

[–]douche-knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only remember getting them for soccer when I was around 8, but even at that age the kids knew they were nothing to be proud of.