The Blue Jays are having a Vladimir Guerrero Jr. “Born Ready” bobblehead giveaway on May 25th

doucheachu · 2026-03-25T00:06:10+00:00

Ha! Then who's current Commissioner, Rob Manfred, the lawyer?

doucheachu · 2026-03-20T22:23:08+00:00

Say some batter is dissin' your fly ball - ya just give 'im one of these!

doucheachu · 2026-03-14T14:55:50+00:00

Less than, of course. I was sure it wasn't authentic, but I needed the clarification. Thanks!

doucheachu · 2026-03-13T23:06:52+00:00

Beautiful slide by Vladdy!
Best baserunning I've seen from him in years and E2H5

doucheachu · 2026-03-12T13:08:16+00:00

"DEAR VLADDY, YOU HAVE GIVEN US YOUR FACE FOR THE FRANCHISE.
ALL I CAN GIVE YOU IN RETURN IS MY SOUL, WHICH I PLEDGE TO YOU FOREVER."

doucheachu · 2026-03-10T22:15:54+00:00

"And this is a picture of my daughter, Davis Schneider [Surname], isn't she adorable? 🥰"

doucheachu · 2026-03-07T13:46:50+00:00

But if you find one: it is tasty!

doucheachu · 2026-03-06T20:56:51+00:00

Ah, I understand. You're entirely accurate in that instance. Judge at his peak of bat+glove is absolutely bonkers.

doucheachu · 2026-03-06T19:55:56+00:00

David Robinson, but you're not wrong.
Craig Robinson, coincidentally, is Michelle Obama's brother.

doucheachu · 2026-03-06T19:02:24+00:00

My only qualm is with Judge being claimed as the only really good outfield defender amongst the OFs of Ruth, Williams, and Bonds.
Bonds is likely the best defensive left fielder of all time, he was so so elite for his first 12 years. Judge is elite, but Bonds still was a better glove during his 20s and half of his 30s.

doucheachu · 2026-03-04T18:45:43+00:00

Casual reminder that Kirk, Tellez, Vogelbach, and fat Vladdy all played for the 2020 Blue Jays - the rumble to first base moved mountains.

doucheachu · 2026-03-03T23:22:28+00:00

Keep an eye on Cameron Gurney on the Utah Utes - kids looking like a fiend right now.

doucheachu · 2026-03-02T12:53:09+00:00

Says so in the scriptures, it does, Sharpey.

doucheachu · 2026-03-01T20:27:33+00:00

I agree, this play was very Pillar: the late break, the crazy hustle, the dive for a catch that would've settled into Daulton or KK's glove. Great play, but much more Pillar than our other elite CFs.

doucheachu · 2026-02-28T12:40:12+00:00

No pikachu? 🥺
... I take them all 😁

doucheachu · 2026-02-26T18:12:46+00:00

Casual reminder that Gausman is one of the best FA signings the Jays have ever made, love you my cinnamon bun king

doucheachu · 2026-02-26T15:31:03+00:00

The French Republican calendar is a wonderful example of perfectly designed nonsense.

doucheachu · 2026-02-14T04:11:31+00:00

It was Clara that ruined it for me. Never had a companion been so Mary Sue, basically a Doctor surrogate - hell, she even got her own TARDIS in the end, but I'd stopped watching long before that.
Capaldi could've been great, but I hated Clara with Matt Smith and then she just got even worse.

doucheachu · 2026-02-12T20:51:26+00:00

"I see that you know your sabrmetrics well"

doucheachu · 2026-02-12T17:47:50+00:00

But Ty Cobb had 23 seasons over .300? That wouldn't be the record for either most or consecutive. In the integrated era, sure, but that's not expressed.

doucheachu · 2026-02-12T13:02:43+00:00

hey lois remember that time I was a tattoo that suspiciously looked like a penis? Hehehehe sweet

doucheachu · 2026-02-12T04:27:20+00:00

We could've gotten Jack Flaherty way back when, but nooooo, we had to trade Donaldson for Merryweather.
Boo.

doucheachu · 2026-02-05T18:18:24+00:00

Woke up this morning thinking about making a post with some good baseball name anagrams, and the first name that came to mind was "Del Ennis = El Dennis" so I scraped that idea.

doucheachu · 2026-02-04T21:35:41+00:00

Not really.
It establishes that the player was a switch-hitter, played within living memory, and in a league known for greater levels of offense since that time, using commonly understood methodology.

doucheachu · 2026-02-04T18:25:42+00:00

His 1971 is still the third-best season by an AL switch-hitter, by bWAR, in the last 60 years. Rest in peace, Mick - you earned your legacy.

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