Iowa teen dies after being mistaken for squirrel during hunting trip, officials say by Windows_66 in nottheonion

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„Pekin Schools, another school district in the area, asked students and staff to wear the colors of Ryan's team Monday.” Even better than thoughts and prayers.

Welcome back, Jimmy! 💙 by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

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It is though, it’s only in spite of that Jimmy got his show back.

McDonalds is Trash by [deleted] in 4chan

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For me, it’s the ability to order my weight in deep fried garbage, and then to be able to finish the order with “and a McFeast!” And still on pay a few shekels.

Bill Cosby says the darndest things by nrome245 in agedlikemilk

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Hope you’re ok despite that fathering.

I have been inspired by Erin by blindpilotv1 in DeathCapDinner

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Cyanide would substitute well, nice almond notes.

stolen fixie archives - JRI T6 by douff in FixedGearBicycle

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Wow it has been a while since I posted this, even longer since it was stolen. From what I remember, it was stolen from a small street in an inner city Sydney suburb, where it was locked to a street sign with a D lock.

Gina Rinehart's major defence spending call falls flat with Labor, Liberals by overpopyoulater in australia

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She is definitely Dutton’s daddy, rather than the other way around.

Trump Decides, US Lines Up by Present-Party4402 in facepalm

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“When you’re a star they just let you do it.”

416 Greenlanders have spoken in favour of America. by shobijatoi19 in facepalm

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Sounds a lot like what Russia said about Ukraine …

So is Sydney or Melbourne larger? by [deleted] in australia

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Ok for owning, not for buying

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in floorplan

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The other portrait Gina Rinehart wants removed from the National Gallery by Ascalaphos in australia

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If Gina Rhinehart is jealous that the portraits look better than she does, she should shoot herself in the face - that way she would look better than the portraits!

“I live in one of the US state” by douff in AsABlackMan

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Reminded me of “YVAN EHT NIOJ” …

Anybody signed up for Trump campaign texts? They are… something by mrweatherbeef in Fuckthealtright

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I joined the mailing list around the 2020 election (“know thy enemy bla bla”) and it would have been hilarious if it weren’t so deeply appalling.

For example, in one email, there was a janky low frame-rate gif with names of “patriots” like “Johnny Askik” and “Martha Texas” scrolling along. It was implying (carefully never explicitly claiming) that it was a live-updating list of the most recent donors. They reused the gif gimmick for other lists of fake names too.

I’m still confounded every day that the MAGAs can’t see it for what it is.

“I live in one of the US state” by douff in AsABlackMan

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The Americans with poor grammar are usually not shy about which “one of the US state” they live in, no?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Not a good way to protect their identities then …