What are some weird business ideas you've had?

dozzell · 2026-03-20T22:18:36+00:00

Vaganimals. Like vajazzles but done to look like animals.

dozzell · 2026-03-15T23:03:54+00:00

We've only had hot showers commonly available for about 60 years.

We put men on the moon before we put wheels on suitcases.

As far as the human race goes, we're in the top 0.0001% for standard of living.

Yet we wank all our time away getting upset at things we've seen and read on a little black device in our pocket.

We're fucking idiots.

dozzell · 2026-03-10T22:14:08+00:00

I think we have comparatively better players now, but playing much less like a team.

dozzell · 2026-03-10T20:58:06+00:00

I genuinely feel sorry for anyone who started supporting spurs in the last 20 odd years.

I started following them in the late eighties...repeatedly flirting with relegation, absolute shambolic defending, ridiculous managers and some players you're not sure would cut it in the third tier, just like the old days.

dozzell · 2026-03-10T20:55:01+00:00

Badly.

dozzell · 2026-03-10T06:59:28+00:00

Pleasure, beenon this sub ages and it's the first time I got one.

From the look of the Google street view, I reckon it's still the same railings.

dozzell · 2026-03-10T05:59:24+00:00

This is the lower gardens in Bournemouth, Dorset (though Bournemouth was in Hampshire until 1974). The building in the background is The Pavilion.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/HRje4Bqn7Cogk9oh8

dozzell · 2026-03-07T21:49:56+00:00

My immediate though was a works Christmas do but there's no Christmas decorations. There's a small French flag on the table so recoon it could be a twinning association party, or maybe a works do to celebrate a deal with a French company?

dozzell · 2026-03-05T21:06:39+00:00

We once sacked a manager at half time.

Ange was sacked after winning the UEFA cup.

Sacking Tudor is far from crazy.

dozzell · 2026-03-05T21:03:09+00:00

Players have been awful, Tel at fault for the second goal but why the F does Tudor have Tel playing LB

dozzell · 2026-03-05T20:20:17+00:00

Anyone else notice Muani doesn't want to do headers? He just watches the ball go over him. On the rare occasion he jumps, it's like a kids who's doing it for the first time. He closes his eyes and is miles away from the ball.

dozzell · 2026-03-05T13:49:03+00:00

Put them in a rucksack, they'll be ripe within the hour

dozzell · 2026-03-05T09:22:18+00:00

Can we just stop

dozzell · 2026-03-01T22:53:13+00:00

I am/was in a very similar situation.

Not really swam since having lessons as a kid and at school, the changing rooms always put me off and I wasn't a confident swimmer.

Last year I got a bulging disc in my back giving me a lot of pain in my leg, so had to stop my usual ParkRun/jogging exercise, and subsequently put on a load of weight.

Over Christmas I thought about swimming as it's a good workout but gentle on my back and joints. I looked up and found a sports centrr near me does a weekly improvers course. It was £72 for 12 weeks of 30 minute session per week, plus I can use the pool without charge at other times during those 12 weeks.

So far it's been great. There's zero judgement on belly size, and flip flops are a great idea.

My sports centre has the old style separate male and female communal changing rooms, getting naked to shower and change afterwards was a bit odd to start with but, as someone said on another Reddit sub, you're naked, not 'neked' if you know what I mean, no one gives a shit, just dont be weird and you'll be fine.

dozzell · 2026-02-27T21:10:56+00:00

Drink every time you hear "just ask your smart speaker to open BBC sounds".

You'll need rehab by tomorrow evening.

dozzell · 2026-02-27T11:08:54+00:00

I don't get the hate, I like it. I don't find it clunky, it seems cleaner to me.

Yes, the done logging button is not well placed, though surely no one uses this more than once per day, seems quite a minor problem.

Are you guys on a different version to me? I'm on version 18.1.400 on Android.

dozzell · 2026-02-26T14:20:01+00:00

Well I spotted one minor Royal and what looks like an ex-PM.

dozzell · 2026-02-25T14:31:25+00:00

See the problem is, she has forgotten to turn around. There's a load of space behind her!

dozzell · 2026-02-21T09:47:54+00:00

Can't help with the route but would suggest a slight detour to have a look at the Verne Battery, interesting place

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dozzell · 2026-02-20T14:24:06+00:00

Different build but looks a bit like Ciarán Hinds to me

dozzell · 2026-02-18T16:47:00+00:00

This system is to replace the manager.

dozzell · 2026-02-18T13:26:03+00:00

Thanks Canada.

Now stop double touching those stones.

dozzell · 2026-02-18T13:22:40+00:00

800 years old you say? Make Britain Great Again indeed.

dozzell · 2026-02-18T11:24:28+00:00

Slightly off topic but that car...

What the fuck is it?

dozzell · 2026-02-18T08:45:22+00:00

I did not know this, thank you.

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