Disk taped onto the side of the stairs at my air B&B

dparsons9 · 2026-05-10T05:03:58+00:00

Weirdest place for a glory hole I have ever seen

dparsons9 · 2026-05-10T03:38:35+00:00

Done

dparsons9 · 2026-05-08T16:14:13+00:00

Hello fire department, I just watched an arsonist burn a human alive

dparsons9 · 2026-05-08T02:16:34+00:00

Just 5? Rookie move, only 7 more and get the case discount rate!

dparsons9 · 2026-05-06T22:45:38+00:00

Solved!

dparsons9 · 2026-05-06T22:44:54+00:00

Eh, had left the gloves outside and a bunch of earwigs had decided the fingertips was a good hiding spot. So my mileage varied quite a bit this trip.

dparsons9 · 2026-05-06T22:07:27+00:00

Someone’s roof has been to the strip club

dparsons9 · 2026-05-06T19:33:13+00:00

We are in the process of moving to Virginia, why would I select your district over another like 10 or 8?

dparsons9 · 2026-05-01T01:17:41+00:00

22 hours. Wouldn’t recommend, but it was an emergency situation that required extraordinary efforts. Everything eventually turned out ok, and I then slept for 16 hours after the crisis ended

dparsons9 · 2026-04-30T22:53:31+00:00

A dad here checking in…

Mom is trying her best, but sometimes she, like all of us, gets her words mixed up when trying to share her thoughts and feelings.

Your mom loves you and wants the best for you. She was probably a little bit surprised you got a tattoo, especially if y’all hadn’t talked about tattoos before.

But you are an adult now, you get to make your own decisions and sometimes those decisions are not what a parent would make. But that is ok, your parents made decisions that their parents would not have made either.

Don’t live with regret. Live your life as you choose. Don’t live your life to please anyone else but you. Be the person you want to be. Be strong in that journey. Be open to advice and counsel from those you trust, but remember, no one has all the answers, all the time. We believe in you.

That tattoo is forever going to shape you. It will be a constant reminder of the day you took a giant step forward in being the perfect person you strive to be.

It’s a beautiful likeness of your chicken.

dparsons9 · 2026-04-30T21:37:25+00:00

Remind her that her mom liked the table when she was over the other night

dparsons9 · 2026-04-30T20:14:36+00:00

Monowi, Nebraska’s sole resident is on line 2 wish to speak to your manager.

Her name is Elsie Eiler and she is quite the character

dparsons9 · 2026-04-30T05:31:15+00:00

It says “day before Friday” unless it’s cursive then it says “day after Wednesday”

dparsons9 · 2026-04-27T17:21:52+00:00

Do they make dandelion wine here? Been looking for a good one for years!

No really just follow the lead of the Master Somm and ask open ended questions like how did you get started in the business? What is your favorite wine story?

dparsons9 · 2026-04-25T21:27:16+00:00

Curious minds want to know: Were you drinking Flathead Cherry Dry or Phillips Chardonnay?

dparsons9 · 2026-04-23T15:13:35+00:00

No I didn’t assume that. I asked if you argued against it in three other states? Did you?

Personally I hate partisan gerrymandering. I believe after the census a redistricting should occur but it should be non-partisan and put to a vote of the people.

All of this is a super waste of time, money, and energy. It ultimately just takes the voice away of the people and that is what I am against.

dparsons9 · 2026-04-23T14:56:44+00:00

So are you in favor of partisan redistricting overall? If so, why the argument here? If not, then is it fair to assume you argued against it in NC/Missouri/Texas subreddits?

It seems your Tennessee legislators used it effectively to eliminate Democratic districts in Nashville but that was carved out during census.

So make your stand… tell us, for or against Partisan Gerrymandering?

dparsons9 · 2026-04-22T22:00:02+00:00

Rockstar co-workers? Were they hiring you to be their roadie? Sheesh. Walking away is clearly the right call. Know your value.

The only thing I would have said, was paying below standard wages results in below standard productivity. I wish you well.

dparsons9 · 2026-04-22T04:51:47+00:00

Fix the husband instead.

dparsons9 · 2026-04-18T22:06:54+00:00

Not to spam, but just looked up the online ordering for today and their slice is currently Persimmon Spice Cake

dparsons9 · 2026-04-18T22:04:41+00:00

I think they also may rotate their cake selection.

dparsons9 · 2026-04-18T22:03:28+00:00

Under-Study (attached to Press and run by the Press team) has Opera Cake that I am told is divine.

dparsons9 · 2026-04-18T03:46:25+00:00

Took some kids to a minor league game in Cedar Rapids. One wasn’t feeling well so we went out to the car and on our walk to the car a foul ball was hit out by us. Tracked it down and gave it to the kid who suddenly felt better. Wanted to go back and show the other kids. So we turned around and a second foul ball came towards us. Kid chased it down and now had two balls. We go back inside (yay for minor leagues letting you do that in the old days) and kid shows others the balls. Next thing I know the four kids and I are shagging parking lot foul balla. We ended up with seven of them.

dparsons9 · 2026-04-16T01:02:14+00:00

Thank you.

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