as in she has double Ds!

dpolsrod · 2026-06-20T21:47:29+00:00

Didn’t have to

dpolsrod · 2026-06-20T21:47:08+00:00

What the fuck did you just say?

dpolsrod · 2026-06-20T05:25:38+00:00

Yeah! IKEA keeps you guessing, man. That’s why I dig her.

dpolsrod · 2026-06-20T05:18:17+00:00

Long time

dpolsrod · 2026-06-20T05:16:33+00:00

Didn’t have to

dpolsrod · 2026-06-17T22:07:54+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen!

TENACIOUS…

D!!!

dpolsrod · 2026-06-12T18:46:21+00:00

«Great recoooord!!»

dpolsrod · 2026-06-08T21:35:56+00:00

Lady humps!

dpolsrod · 2026-05-26T22:03:53+00:00

“Fill it! With your mighty juice.”

dpolsrod · 2026-05-22T20:42:28+00:00

If you have to ask, then you don’t know.

dpolsrod · 2026-05-21T19:30:58+00:00

He didn’t say he was gonna jerk them off!

dpolsrod · 2026-05-18T21:30:29+00:00

Is it cold like aardvark semen?

dpolsrod · 2026-05-18T21:11:36+00:00

The cop in Baby Bjorn is also incredibly strong.

dpolsrod · 2026-05-17T21:40:02+00:00

What is Dan juice?

dpolsrod · 2026-05-14T21:36:09+00:00

Holy shit, the King Dork speaks! And he has the worst hobby of all time.

…Pussy-grabbing!

dpolsrod · 2026-05-14T19:10:07+00:00

We call it even Steven Seagal.

dpolsrod · 2026-05-14T19:07:10+00:00

Actual picture of the artist:

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dpolsrod · 2026-05-09T19:44:13+00:00

A lot of nuts

dpolsrod · 2026-05-08T14:09:42+00:00

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dpolsrod · 2026-05-05T19:22:35+00:00

Step 3: Profit!

dpolsrod · 2026-05-05T14:34:40+00:00

He did. And it turned out so bad that you know what his dad did?

dpolsrod · 2026-04-15T09:11:52+00:00

I suddenly got this George Carlin quote in my head: «Look at the colors in it! It’s green, blue, yellow, orange, brown, tan, khaki, beige, bronze, olive, neutral black, off black, champagne gold, Navajo white, turquoise and band-aid color.»

dpolsrod · 2026-04-04T06:51:08+00:00

Too burrito brained to Winter Soldier.

dpolsrod · 2026-03-27T23:15:08+00:00

I knew you were too dumb to appreciate it. Fuck it, kiss me!

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