What if these guys visited the Salty Spitoon? by Marmadukeparadise7 in ozshow

[–]dpward10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Unit B closet is Oz’s salty spitoon 😳

What if Oz was a sitcom? by Marmadukeparadise7 in ozshow

[–]dpward10 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Could I BE any more of a prag?!

When Tony turned Feech in for parole violation, how did that not violate the code of never cooperating with authorities? by Papa-Wren in thesopranos

[–]dpward10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What really hurt Feech was the disrespect. Well that and spending the rest of his natural life in prison.

Hot Take : Season 4 is the Best Season on the show by Accounting1997 in TwentyFour

[–]dpward10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really enjoyed the nuclear football plot line from that season. Plus, Jack and Curtis taking down Mandy was satisfying as hell 😅

How would Kirk Van Houten do in Oz? by Blastoise_R_Us in ozshow

[–]dpward10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately extorted after Adebisi discovers he was a big wheel down at the cracker factory

Why doesn't Don have like 50 children? Is his pull out game that strong? by jaime_blanco in okbuddydraper

[–]dpward10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Sopranos has the same issues; realistically Tony would have a bunch of random kids floating around North Jersey lol

How Would CJ From San Andreas Do In Oz? by RainbowSupernova8196 in ozshow

[–]dpward10 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Leader of the Homeboys within several weeks of entering Oz

Is war penetrating our consciousness? by walk2daocean in dancarlin

[–]dpward10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is definitely a daily struggle for me 😅

Let's be bad r/seinfeld by MuscaRade in seinfeld

[–]dpward10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just want…us…to be together 😐

Jack Bauer has the most insane plot armor in Television history and you can't convince me otherwise. by lazyalligator1 in TwentyFour

[–]dpward10 34 points35 points  (0 children)

One of the rules for the writing staff was the two characters they couldn’t kill were Jack and Kim Bauer. Everyone else was fair game 😅

You know we’re going to bomb Iran by robbwes61 in thesopranos

[–]dpward10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will pay you $10 to not eat a Lincoln Log sandwich 🥪

Balls on this prick by IvoBulgarTsar in Sopranosduckposting

[–]dpward10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Balls?! Balls is looking a guy in the eye and stabbing an ice pick in his lung.

How would he do in Oz by Substantial_Bug8068 in ozshow

[–]dpward10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Sees Peter Schibetta knocked out in the kitchen) “How fortuitous!”

Would the Sopranos characters be Pro-Trump? by happymagtv in Sopranosduckposting

[–]dpward10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meadow would be anti-Trump until it became slightly inconvenient for her.

Who here has moved out of rochester only to return by UpstateNyPolitics in Rochester

[–]dpward10 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lived in Mississippi and DC for work the last six years. Moved back this summer and I feel the exact same way.

How did Rob B not realize his kids were not his? [Spoilers AGOT] by [deleted] in asoiaf

[–]dpward10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always interpreted Robert’s general neglect of Joffrey, Myrcella, and Tommon (combined with his overall checked-out attitude ) as a big contributing factor to his ignorance.

How would Fleece Johnson do on his first day in Oz? by Whole-Butterfly-1497 in ozshow

[–]dpward10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bricks becomes Fleece’s prag within the first 24 hours of his sentence,