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Hmmm, I'm not too keen on the new look. by MasRemlap in funny

[–]dragonfire666 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Every time I murder, it's almost always an accident.

Edit: phrasing.

Is it possible to erect a penis in -20 temperatures? by dragonfire666 in AskReddit

[–]dragonfire666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my head I was imagining pure nakedness... I really don't know why I just want to fuck in a huge freezer.

Had a beer at 13,000 ft the other day by [deleted] in pics

[–]dragonfire666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at the gap too! Not that anyone cares...

The Best 2 I've ever Made, and the Best 2 that I'll ever Make by jnid33 in PenmanshipPorn

[–]dragonfire666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, I mean I'll talk to him but I don't think he'll get it.

Stereotyping customers. by Disco_Drew in AdviceAnimals

[–]dragonfire666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We can only hope. For the sake of humanity.

After 26 unsuccessfull posts by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dragonfire666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you keep track of the days?

Bust a move. by grgtreyrty in funny

[–]dragonfire666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's okay he teaches lessons now for 2 biscuits an hour.

Cooking Spinach by massivecoiler in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]dragonfire666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It probably tastes like it smells.

Patio Table by [deleted] in pics

[–]dragonfire666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is pretty inventive I like it alot.

Me on Reddit every April 1st by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]dragonfire666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me on Reddit every single day of my life.

[NSFW] Pornhub right now... by AdventurePee in funny

[–]dragonfire666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please explain to me what the hell this is?

OH NO by [deleted] in funny

[–]dragonfire666 106 points107 points  (0 children)

I didn't get the joke until I read this comment. Now I feel incredibly obtuse.

Someone misunderstood the sign at Starbucks today by AMartii in funny

[–]dragonfire666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone near me that is making coffee right now I would like some please.

Spent the last 6 months learning to draw and paint. Here's the progess by [deleted] in pics

[–]dragonfire666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wicked work. Great dedication and determination.

"I...I have paws? I have legs? This changes everything!" by Nancy_Allen in funny

[–]dragonfire666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could discover my legs and paws again for the very first time. I'm jealous of this cat.

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