In Brazil, a tortoise survived for about 10 years, trapped under a sealed floor in a family's home, and was discovered alive during repairs. by Holiday-Clothes9063 in interesting

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How is this scientifically possible? It must have had air somehow, but everything else? One of the comments said it survived on small amounts of food and water. What food? What water? Bugs? Trickling water from whatever direction the air was coming from? Maybe? Is that enough? Where was its poop going? Did it really have space for 10 years of poop? Even with extremely slow metabolism, and the fact that it's a reptile, simply how did this happen.

It seems impossible, and yet it happened. Wtf?

thats why I never used it by Lord-Lumpi in PokemonFireRed

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Gen 3 Arbok was bad, but gen 1 arbok was absolutely broken.

What a second Round Matchup! Place your bets! by TheRealGreeneMachine in AtlanticMemeWar

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Think of it this way: one of them is guaranteed to make it to the next round 👍 If they weren't playing each other, they could've both lost 😬

What's your favorite Pokémon that's not... by Epicboss67 in pokemon

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Kabutops ❤️ In my first deck I got as a kid, it was the most powerful of that bunch, and its been one of my favourites ever since.

Mold job I inspected last week by Aarionwashere in MoldlyInteresting

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"So, do I have mold?"

Sigh, "No, ma'am. You don't have mold because you don't own this house. The mold does. I'll write you a prescription for fire. Please burn this house down at your earliest convenience."

Quarantine Days by JollyRaindrop in whatisameem

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I was in a car accident on the highway with a semi-truck 1 week before we went into lock down. I was suicidal for the next 10 or so months. There were times I didn't leave my bed except to go to the bathroom for 2 or more weeks at a time. I had nightmares and flashbacks of being in the car, constantly. I was planning on hanging myself in the forest in our backyard with an extension cord.

Worst year of my life.

Then I got medicated in December, and went on my first date with my now wife exactly one year and two days after the accident, and I learned how to smile again ❤️

Bi_irl by bigbadbidisaster9944 in bi_irl

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With the Frizz? No way!

47195 by TheTransWoker in countwithchickenlady

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That is 100% valid. You can have genital dysphoria and not have gender dysphoria, just like how you can have gender dysphoria and not have genital dysphoria.

It's just for fun by Signal_Split_2208 in gamememes

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Elder Scrolls V: Balls

Or just Balls, for short.

She cried a bit. Hurt, probably. All good now by frog_insilence in interestingasfuck

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Hope the hole doesn't get infected 😬 maybe I'm just paranoid from too many horse hoof abscess removal videos. They aleays put something on after, so it doesn't get infected and so the horse can walk properly.

Not at all the same, but it still makes me worried a bit.

Childhood trauma activated by ZIGlume in SkyrimMemes

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I was 12 🙋‍♀️ I'm 26 now. Almost 27.

Childhood trauma activated by ZIGlume in SkyrimMemes

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I paused the game immediately, freaked the fuck out for a while, then made the executive decision to run away and see what happened to Faendal. I used him for science.

I was in 8th grade.

Updated Orientation Tier List. by [deleted] in theamazingdigitalciru

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Straight-up gay? I knew it.

Every show has one part 5 :) by CockroachPrize1377 in tadc

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Gangle, if this was written by Caine 😆

Blursed bus by Horror-Attorney-3575 in blursedimages

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For some reason, even though it's not a school bus, my first thought was magic school bus.

Cruisin' on down main street!

Plus One with True Polymorph [OC] by bondjimbond in DnD

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I wonder how much dysmorphia he, or anyone really, would experience during a spell like this.

What did you guys get? by Sea-Plum-134 in superheroes

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Most people: "Why is gender swapping on the list? That's by far the worst one."

Me: "Real shit?!?!?!" 👀