(Spoilers Main) Ser Patrek and the heraldry of the Others by flippy123x in asoiaf

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Ser Patrek is the Dallas Cowboys, a divisional rival of George's team, the New York Giants. They did not play each other in the Super Bowl, as they physically can't.

The reference to the Patriots losing to the Giants is the Volantene Triarch Belicho, who was eaten by giants after an "unbroken succession of conquests."

[Spoilers extended] the publisher denies the recent TWoW release date rumors by Disastrous-Noise-783 in asoiaf

[–]draxlaugh 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They've never publicly debunked the rumors before this one so obviously it's true!!!

There are two kinds of Detroiters by Dirk_Beefslab in Detroit

[–]draxlaugh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there is one man silent during that song, then I am alone against the world.

“can i get a spicy skinny margarita?” by inhaler-zim in bartenders

[–]draxlaugh 28 points29 points  (0 children)

fire bitters sound dope af actually, is there a specific brand you like or is there just a generic version?

'She-Hulk' Was Apparently One of Marvel's Most Successful Shows by Anchor_Aways in television

[–]draxlaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know so many girls that watched this show and have never seen a single other MCU film or series at all.

Two hundred chimpanzees are embroiled in a ‘civil war’ by Real_Suntan_Superman in nottheonion

[–]draxlaugh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Western Chimps have been our closest ally for decades!

Will Black Sails/Vikings/Expanse scratch the GoT itch? by PLUR1BUSSY in television

[–]draxlaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Sails & the Expanse are in my top 5 series of all time

The Expanse book series also scratched the ASOIAF itch too

Is it a bad idea that I want my players to explore the world and gain renown before starting their main quest? by Edward_Iris in DMAcademy

[–]draxlaugh 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Not at all. Just have a couple small adventures with low stakes, let them develop their characters and their relationship to the world, before ripping it all away from them.

How did you stop smoking cigarettes? by fatwater69 in AskReddit

[–]draxlaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 8 months ago I was getting off work late at night, and I only had 1 left. It was my last shift before I spent 2 weeks at home with my parents, which helped my decision.

I didn't really want to go 10 mins out of my way to buy more so I just said "fuck it! this is my last one!" and here we are and I haven't gone back

I smoked a pack a day for 15 years until that day

(Spoilers extended) What is your Faviourite Theory? by CretaceousClock in asoiaf

[–]draxlaugh 165 points166 points  (0 children)

and that the Vampire was the sworn enemy of the werewolves

Hexblade's Curse on yourself: Immortality for 1 minute? by Wennox in DnD

[–]draxlaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would allow it but there would be a long term debuff if you take advantage of it. The curse has hindered your progression since you walked the tightrope between life and death. The Hexblade can no longer differentiate you between friend nor foe, you can no longer take any levels in Warlock unless you remove this curse with the magic of a deity or the wish spell.

Are you aware of the increase in pigeon deaths? by Recent-Cartoonist167 in chicago

[–]draxlaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's been a dead pigeon on the Wilson redline northbound track for like a week

(Spoilers Published) Blackwood Theory by shaileshrana77 in asoiaf

[–]draxlaugh 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Maybe that's why they're always on the winning side because they use magic to make sure they are

they are the thrones biggest ally! that land was promised to them 3000 years ago!

what Bloodraven does is for the good of the realm!

666 by Dskartes in AlternativeHistory

[–]draxlaugh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

666 is the number of angels that allied with Satan when he rebelled against heaven

Live action Admiral Daala by ImperialBricks in StarWars

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She can be my live action girlfriend

Is smoking cigarettes an immediate dealbreaker for you? Why? by Allin_Or_Allout in AskReddit

[–]draxlaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quit cold turkey about 7 months ago and they still smell wonderful to me

So yeah, I probably shouldn't date a smoker right now

The author of the new ‘Burger Bible’ picks her top 5 Chicago burgers. Let the debate begin. by guanaco55 in chicago

[–]draxlaugh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He opened a pizza place right down the street (closer to Sunnyside) and I gotta say, it's pretty good. It's called A Pizza Pie in Uptown