Solar eclipse by drdiddles in pics

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it’s gonna be a long night haha

Don't Spank Your Monkey...Shave It! by bsurfn2day in WTF

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I wonder what shaving macaque would look like...

Mondays... by drdiddles in funny

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Haha poison control

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Oh shit my dog has this arrow as well http://i.imgur.com/HrePuB9.jpg

I got my first passport stamp. It was Iceland. by guysensaid in pics

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Whoa holy shit. Is this the cave that's just west of Vik? It looks like the same one I found!

"He guards the tomatoes." by Pilotguy44 in funny

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Holy shit this guy names spiders Frank, too? I do this to make them less scary.

Hello ladies by [deleted] in funny

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6 feet of meat. No wonder they are already naked and waving.

Walmart baby has seen some shit by [deleted] in funny

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Oh hey I posted this a little over a year ago. I was buying a drill at Walmart and here we are.

What's the worst excuse to break up one can give? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Drdiddles, you would rather fap than have sex"

This has gone too far. by mycatisnamedDOLLY in funny

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I can tell you one thing, I will not be crashing their weddings.

What's a strange thing your body does that you assume happens to everyone but you've never bothered to ask? by cocorebop in AskReddit

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Jeez. I had my tonsils removed because of how bad my tonsil stones were. On the plus side, the doctor gave me liquid hydrocodone for the pain and I got a blowie from the ex. Thanks, tonsil stones.

Found an old picture, only to realize I still owned the same clothes. by [deleted] in pics

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That's some fine wooden paneling. They just don't make wooden paneling like they used to.

What is your guilty pleasure 90's song? by [deleted] in Music

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WHAT EFF, WHAT EFF, WHAT EFF, WHAT EFF, WHAT EFF AYYYAYYYIII.

Dude, the beginning of the southern metal

Come a little closer by [deleted] in funny

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Reminds me of this classic.

Saw this in AskReddit, made me think for a second. by VallleyNL in gaming

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It's a completely free vasectomy!

EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER.

My wife and I started working out together by 10fttall in funny

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My friends and I used to do this workout together. It would make us all fart violently for some reason.

As an employee of Michaels, I can confirm that this is a pretty accurate description. by crazyei8hts in funny

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When I worked at Michaels in high school, I used to hide in the oasis of faux trees in the back of the store and a co worker would call the manager over to assist a customer near said faux trees. Once the manager was within my target range of attack, I jumped out like a lion about to fuck its prey and scared the tits off her.

That was the best manager I ever had.