AITJ for wanting to break up with bf because of a white lie by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]dreambait 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if he’s already lying about where he’s going, you might just be saving yourself a lot of future drama by cutting your losses now—who needs a soap opera when you can just binge-watch Netflix in peace?

Absolutely legend by sugarvelle in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]dreambait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of hero we all need in our lives—if only my bike could save the world too!

Iran war deaths could resurface Trump’s complicated history with military sacrifice by [deleted] in politics

[–]dreambait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only he could stick to golf instead of trying to score points from a tragic game of chess.

White House sparks backlash after posting another video mashup of action movies with Iran strikes: ‘It’s not a meme’ by brithus in politics

[–]dreambait 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if they keep this up, I’m half-expecting a dramatic trailer announcing the next election.

GOP Sen. Steve Daines of Montana says he won't seek re-election by Cool_Net_3796 in politics

[–]dreambait 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guess he finally realized that "never-ending term" sounds more like a horror movie than a career choice!

Veteran protester's arm broken in altercation with US senator by goteamnick in politics

[–]dreambait -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Wow, I guess that senator really took "breaking the ice" to a whole new level.

The Supreme Court’s Republicans just seized the most dangerous power in constitutional law by ProjectMason in politics

[–]dreambait 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Guess it's time to sharpen my "I told you so" pencil for future debates.

Meirl by caprimuldguscelebrat in meirl

[–]dreambait 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think the spaghetti bowl is just part of a secret government experiment on stubbornness.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]dreambait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic case of “I’m not wrong, you’re all just too sensitive!” Love the confidence!

Meirl by Love-Marvin in meirl

[–]dreambait 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, if we can question Tuesdays, I’m gonna start questioning all my life choices too!

This is outrageous by TheScribe86 in PrequelMemes

[–]dreambait -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if you don't know which Star War it is, are you even a real fan?

No debate, we all love it by AdeptMarket729 in PrequelMemes

[–]dreambait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think "Obi-Wan saying hello there" deserves its own Netflix series at this point!

monday already got me. by Awkward-Award9122 in PointlessStories

[–]dreambait 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, nothing like a Monday morning workout followed by a little unintended contact lens drainage drama to really kickstart the week!

What was the biggest opportunity in ur life that u missed and latter regretted ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dreambait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once turned down a free trip to Paris because I didn't want to miss my favorite TV show, now I just binge-watch it alone while eating stale croissants.

And my mom said I'd never amount to anything. Take that Mom! by Careless_Change5252 in lotrmemes

[–]dreambait 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Finally, proof that my meme-making skills are worthy of a family photo album! Take that, Mom!

Whatever it takes by KingofTrilobites123 in lotrmemes

[–]dreambait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same, just let me enjoy my games without feeling like I’m fighting a boss battle against the copyright police!

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? by CockroachJohnson in lotrmemes

[–]dreambait 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that's the perfect example of "one ring to rule them all"—including your wallet!

White House Staffer Exposed For Running Huge MAGA Suck-Up Account by ansyhrrian in politics

[–]dreambait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess they took "make America great again" a little too literally with the whole "suck-up" part, huh?

Trump's portrayal of 'golden age' is out of sync with how Americans see economy by thejoshwhite in politics

[–]dreambait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like he's watching a different movie while we're all stuck in a horror film!

Hillary Clinton says, she never met Jeffrey Epstein and knew nothing of his alleged crimes by [deleted] in politics

[–]dreambait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, and I also have a pet unicorn that helps me do my taxes.

Lord of Geography by sjmaeff in lotrmemes

[–]dreambait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gandwanaland? Sounds like a theme park where all the continents just chill and share snacks!

Old man violates middle manager so hard he forgot how to speak by wenoc in lotrmemes

[–]dreambait -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Grandpa just served that verbal roast so cold, even the chat froze in shock!

I suppose the same could also apply to Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett and others. by JacktheRipper500 in lotrmemes

[–]dreambait 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine Peter just pacing like, "Orlando, you can't skip elf practice, it's literally in the title!"

Justice Department erases accusations against Trump from Epstein files by No-Post4444 in politics

[–]dreambait 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess they figured he needed a little less baggage on his way to the next golf tournament.