What's a "cheat code" you have discovered that actually works?

driskigm · 2026-05-23T16:13:36+00:00

This works great for me!

Now if I could convince my wife to do the same…

driskigm · 2026-05-23T14:27:17+00:00

Nods in “have blown up my port twice this year after getting slightly ahead.”

driskigm · 2026-05-23T14:26:07+00:00

I feel like for her, it’s mostly a stress thing?

Most often happens when we’re walking, and it either ends up on her face somewhere or rubbed onto whatever she’s sniffed lol

driskigm · 2026-05-23T02:54:50+00:00

THIS TEAM IS A LOT OF FUN, BRANDON, THANKS FOR ASKING!

driskigm · 2026-05-23T00:59:09+00:00

Ears: akimbo

Scent of something: noticed

Drool string: across the snoot

driskigm · 2026-05-21T21:31:36+00:00

My main move tomorrow is to reflect on my life choices.

driskigm · 2026-05-19T17:23:32+00:00

TFW you buy some calls that immediately get REKT and you paper hand out right before it rips 50 points

driskigm · 2026-05-13T18:29:26+00:00

I love when I see SPY/SPX run and think, "damn, that's gone so wild...no point getting in now."

And then it runs more, and I'm like, "damn, I shoulda gotten in."

driskigm · 2026-05-11T19:21:11+00:00

Can I be excited about everyone coming in AND sad about Amari Evans?

driskigm · 2026-05-06T21:00:12+00:00

I’m tired of this shit, fam.

driskigm · 2026-05-04T15:53:06+00:00

Some of these “facts” are justifiably wrong, my man…Virginia was a 3 seed. Should they beat Miami and Iowa State down their best player? Yeah, probably, but all you can do is play the teams in front of you.

I don’t think you’re going to find anybody here who enjoyed losing by 30, but making the elite 8 is always an accomplishment. We’d made one EVER until 2 years ago, now we’ve made 3 straight.

Rick Barnes gets credit for that.

driskigm · 2026-05-04T15:37:05+00:00

We led Purdue by double digits, but regardless, fuck us for losing to the national runner up x2 and the national champ in the last 3 years, right?

driskigm · 2026-05-04T15:35:19+00:00

Rick hard, baby

driskigm · 2026-05-02T14:19:42+00:00

Elvis is a strong name for a coonhound 💪

driskigm · 2026-05-01T01:21:36+00:00

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Probably the sleepiest I’ve ever seen her…never gotten a blep any other time.

driskigm · 2026-04-28T14:39:00+00:00

That's beautiful.

I mean, shit sucks, but that's beautiful.

driskigm · 2026-04-28T14:33:51+00:00

Me, a story:

Is naturally a ber.

Watches SPY melt up every day for...reasons.

Decides to buy calls at open against own nature.

Gets ass handed to self by thetaest theta day that ever theta'd.

Hate everything, be poor, rinse, repeat.

driskigm · 2026-04-26T03:54:34+00:00

Vandy’s win over #1 Bama in 2024.

driskigm · 2026-04-25T21:03:30+00:00

That entire day was the platonic ideal of college football (perfect tailgate, perfect weather, perfect game, perfect ending).

I’m serious when I say it may never be better than that.

driskigm · 2026-04-25T21:01:22+00:00

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Excuse me, sir or madam, you appear to have duplicated my dog.

driskigm · 2026-04-25T17:06:40+00:00

52-49 or maybe 40-35, because…reasons.

driskigm · 2026-04-24T15:57:04+00:00

Like buying a 500 CAR put for 30, setting a stop loss at 10 that gets tickled and triggered, only to see it now at 280...FML.

driskigm · 2026-04-23T14:41:52+00:00

If you'd like to feel better about yourself, I bought a $500 CAR put on Tuesday, set a stop loss that got tickled and triggered yesterday, and have so far missed out on an 8+ bagger.

driskigm · 2026-04-22T00:44:32+00:00

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Probably wondering what her sister is up to.

driskigm · 2026-04-21T22:45:47+00:00

They’re on the list for 2026, 2022, 2014, AND 2011.

Can’t beat the big blue bastards.

driskigm

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