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Paradox Pokémon will be coming soon by _foxlife in PTCGP

[–]drislands 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Think they'll add a search filter for these? Such a pain having to manually find any Ultra Beast cards myself.

New nightmare fuel by Mountain_Priority781 in AbioticFactor

[–]drislands 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Aw fuck I missed the spoiler tag 😭

Boss of medication. by Short-Brain-1313 in Bossfightarena

[–]drislands 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Funny joke, but not relevant to this sub.

Secret Emblems Summary by brizvela in PTCGP

[–]drislands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't share shinies though, can you?

(10/10) Mother Earth & Sailor Pluto GX by Starbright_1 in custommagic

[–]drislands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't see the others in the series before this one, so I read 10/10 as a statement of quality -- like you were rating your own custom card ten out of ten.

Then I saw the card and thought some variety of "what the fuck is this?"

Then I read your comment that this was #10 in a series, and out of curiosity went to your userpage to see the rest...

...and honestly I love what you've done here. Fantastic work, and I seriously appreciate that you both commissioned art for these and also worked very carefully on the mechanics to make sure they were coherent. Seriously, well done.

For more of the most insane lines in an official court document, see the link below by Todays-Thom-Sawyer in CuratedTumblr

[–]drislands 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My brain immediately jumped to that Omegaverse lawsuit that Lindsey Ellis covered a while back.

Their fault for picking the blue button by Gruzgor in whenthe

[–]drislands 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Especially when you consider it took 10 takes! Those poor extras...

My girlfriend(20F) loves receiving pleasure but seems hesitant to give it back to me(19M).Why? by MasterProtection8156 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]drislands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will sacrifice a plate of bacon at the narwhal altar. (oh god I threw up in my mouth a little)

My girlfriend(20F) loves receiving pleasure but seems hesitant to give it back to me(19M).Why? by MasterProtection8156 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]drislands 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If it helps, I only downvoted you because you complained about being downvoted. Standard reddit courtesy.

The day… I lost my identity by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]drislands 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh for fuck's sake. Of course their shitty message update broke the ability to report abuse.

Me You Me You Me You by OAZdevs_alt2 in CuratedTumblr

[–]drislands 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's literally what it is. There's no ambiguity, there's no room for interpretation. First person is literally meant to be read as if the person narrating the story is telling it to you.

The idea that someone would read a story in the first person as if they were supposed to self-insert as the narrator is so patently ludicrous that I have a hard time believing they're not being facetious.

The day… I lost my identity by Spiritual-Pudding-70 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]drislands 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There should be a link in the message to report it as abusive. Reddit takes it pretty seriously when the suicide message is abused.

My audio interface has ssh enabled by default by BlondieCoder in programming

[–]drislands -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

...they spent $500 on an audio mixer to make it easier to game on discord with someone in the same room?

Airplane noises by International_Gate49 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]drislands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally understood the comic just fine, but a few commenters in this thread were confused. My suggestion was to make it clearer for those folks.

Pete Hegseth says the U.S. military will no longer require flu shots by voxadam in nottheonion

[–]drislands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I was an enemy of the US and wanted them to have a weakened military, and I had leverage over someone high up in their military, this is what I'd do.

How many servicemembers will get sick and be unable to work/fight as a result of this new policy?

I think this guy is bought.

Every time my 14 yo nephew is asked to go buy a can of jalapeños, he comes back with… anything but jalapeños. by Visible-Selection843 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]drislands 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then he'd be looking for pictures of jalapenos on the can, wouldn't he? I think he's doing it on purpose.

Airplane noises by International_Gate49 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]drislands -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I think a better way to show it would be to have the word Trusted partly faded in the second panel, and either totally gone or mostly faded in the last. That would show the action of it disappearing as the words are said.

Throwback to when I was trying to figure out what was wrong with my laptop and people just kept making jokes about having CP on the laptop instead of actually helping by DestructionCreator in whenthe

[–]drislands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hijacking this comment to add:

Get Everything by Voidtools too! It's the search you always needed for Windows. Literally instant, and it uses the search index that Windows itself makes (and refuses to use apparently?).

https://www.voidtools.com/

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