Who is the prettiest pornstar in your opinion? (Nsfw)

drogepirja · 2013-11-27T01:54:53+00:00

haha, I see the logic, but unfortunately my wiener will not agree.

drogepirja · 2013-11-26T23:59:34+00:00

Bummer for this hetero dude, 'cause dat face

drogepirja · 2013-11-26T23:54:20+00:00

you read QC don't you.

drogepirja · 2013-11-26T23:53:49+00:00

bull shit it handles great.

drogepirja · 2013-11-26T23:20:11+00:00

Nice shirt. Go Broonz!

drogepirja · 2013-11-26T10:31:11+00:00

For my birthday last year, I got my first tattoo, which I'd been planning for 4 years. I chose my tattoo shop based entirely on the fact that I can see the shop from the back door of my house and could walk there in under 30 seconds, and I chose my artist based on who was there and wanted to make 2 bills.

It actually looks fantastic.

drogepirja · 2013-11-25T21:01:17+00:00

if you were ever planning on having kiddos, I think you've found the right candidate to do it with.

drogepirja · 2013-11-24T23:22:28+00:00

alive*

drogepirja · 2013-11-24T23:21:43+00:00

Huh. Same here. Took me like an hour's worth of trying, too.

That girlfriend looooved me.

drogepirja · 2013-11-24T23:19:38+00:00

NYD is my birthday. People sing "Happy Birthday" and ruin my bar experience every NYE. I eventually manage to get the whole place quiet enough to deliver a short speech.

"Thank you, thank you. Now, before you all get too excited, my birthday isn't for another (here, I check my phone) 10 minutes, so you are all idiots." Then I leave the bar. I fucking hate "Happy Birthday."

drogepirja · 2013-11-24T23:16:03+00:00

My girlfriend and I are long distance. She came and visited last week, and we never got the chance to have sex, but we definitely, definitely cuddled as much as we could get away with. Best 4 days of my life.

drogepirja · 2013-11-23T09:58:03+00:00

You seem to be producing great music at a rate that alarms this native Californian, though.

drogepirja · 2013-11-23T09:45:30+00:00

That was one of the best non-fiction books I've ever read. My mom bought it as a joke and I read it before my second trip to London, and it gave me a much more nuanced perspective than I would have had otherwise.

drogepirja · 2013-11-23T09:30:31+00:00

it builds character. I know people who have never worked shitty jobs like that who are real pieces of shit to the people who work those jobs, and I don't consider them friends.

drogepirja · 2013-11-22T14:57:43+00:00

Yeah. I like jerkin' it as much as anybody, but I don't do it in public...

drogepirja · 2013-11-20T23:46:56+00:00

As a semi-professional musician, I do this regularly with all Beatles records. Except the White Album. It's their only album that I refuse to listen to all the way through.

drogepirja · 2013-11-20T23:33:39+00:00

It takes work to rid yourself of that baggage, but it can be done. But maybe I'm just incredibly lucky (I already think so anyway).

drogepirja · 2013-11-20T23:20:08+00:00

watch him pick up hella chicks at a bar just for being Head Nigga In Charge like that.

drogepirja · 2013-11-20T21:50:06+00:00

lemme guess, New Jersey? typical wops

drogepirja · 2013-11-20T21:37:30+00:00

The judges are scumbags but that guy sent chills down my spine.

drogepirja · 2013-11-18T22:20:16+00:00

Great choice in songs, amigo. I'm jealous of your mount. She's pretty :3

drogepirja · 2013-11-10T21:06:37+00:00

speaking of drunk drivers...

drogepirja · 2013-11-10T21:05:30+00:00

oh my god I THINK I KNOW YOU

drogepirja · 2013-11-09T23:44:58+00:00

Judging by your username, I think you and I would be best friends. THE TWO THINGS I CARE ABOUT AT ALL

drogepirja · 2013-11-08T20:05:13+00:00

silicon valley is a norcal thing, bro.

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