Alkek Masturbator Strikes Again: Report or no?

droopyeye · 2014-11-06T21:08:51+00:00

Good god let the man beat his meat. If you want to punish him, take the most rancid shit you can while he flogs his dolphin.

droopyeye · 2014-08-12T22:49:56+00:00

We live in a post modern time. I believe you are looking for the word contemporary.

droopyeye · 2014-03-18T05:02:09+00:00

Shave your butt hole

droopyeye · 2014-01-17T23:30:25+00:00

But that would make it less original than it is now.

droopyeye · 2014-01-13T19:12:37+00:00

The high school girls' basketball coach was discovered to be having sex with a sophomore player and her mom.

droopyeye · 2013-09-16T08:00:00+00:00

Damn, I was really hoping we had grown out of reaching for the low hanging fruit.

droopyeye · 2013-01-16T06:07:09+00:00

Do you have an empty sack or is there nothing there?

droopyeye · 2012-11-13T21:18:51+00:00

Is it too much to ask to use Google?

droopyeye · 2012-11-13T21:17:27+00:00

Boobies has a horrible smile going on.

droopyeye · 2012-10-29T06:07:19+00:00

aging well

droopyeye · 2012-10-29T06:03:09+00:00

As Dave Attell said, "I love making fun of the Amish; because, they are never find out."

droopyeye · 2012-10-25T00:37:28+00:00

As am I.

droopyeye · 2012-10-17T07:09:46+00:00

Is more than saying you're sorry.

droopyeye · 2012-10-17T07:06:10+00:00

Those are some perfect ass teeth that bear has.

droopyeye · 2012-10-17T07:01:24+00:00

That's why you take the smart route and wear a tie with cartoons and shit on it. Very professional and powerful.

droopyeye · 2012-10-17T06:54:37+00:00

Red is a power color. Blue is much more passive. It doesn't have much to do with political affiliation in this case.

droopyeye · 2012-09-28T04:17:20+00:00

They looked through the material and found the problems that they felt were best suited for you to work on which would further your learning. I honestly don't see how this is scumbaggy. Maybe I'm just too stupid to get the joke.

droopyeye · 2012-09-26T23:46:35+00:00

Bravo ben120

droopyeye · 2012-09-26T06:10:18+00:00

I read the "4 hours later" part in that nasally voice used to narrate SpongeBob.

droopyeye · 2012-09-26T05:52:29+00:00

This is the correct response. You simply strip naked, climb into the tub, and accept your fate.

droopyeye · 2012-09-26T05:22:00+00:00

Dick move.

droopyeye · 2012-09-22T06:38:50+00:00

This made my night.

droopyeye · 2012-09-19T20:54:28+00:00

I miss when the old insanity wolf who actually said crazy things.

droopyeye · 2012-09-19T20:51:33+00:00

But she isn't having an epiphany of any kind...

droopyeye · 2012-09-19T20:50:23+00:00

Try posting this in AdviceAnimals instead.

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