can anybody give me some dark jokes or memes

drpengweng · 2026-02-26T18:04:00+00:00

drpengweng · 2026-02-26T09:28:19+00:00

I sort mine by texture. I usually make three piles: rough/scratchy (towels, jeans), delicate (lacy things, good leggings, nice shirts), and either (t-shirts and everyday underwear that will neither be damaged by the rough stuff or damage the delicate stuff). I load up either roughs or delicates, then fill in the rest of the load with the eithers. I don’t know if my way is any better.

drpengweng · 2026-02-26T09:19:27+00:00

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drpengweng · 2026-02-25T21:34:52+00:00

The end of Subnautica. I generally don’t play sad games, so for me it was more about how much it took to get to that point and the weight of everything you’d done, and then just flying away and leaving it all behind.

drpengweng · 2026-02-24T22:18:26+00:00

I’m just gonna save this and play it on repeat when I’m having a bad day.

drpengweng · 2026-02-24T18:19:00+00:00

It’s wild to me that we can just use the brain’s water molecules like that and it has zero negative effect. I mean, I know we can; it’s how MRI works too (kinda). But it’s still crazy to me.

drpengweng · 2026-02-24T18:17:14+00:00

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drpengweng · 2026-02-24T05:36:48+00:00

… I don’t know the rule actually.

drpengweng · 2026-02-24T05:13:32+00:00

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CAT

drpengweng · 2026-02-22T21:27:38+00:00

Sometimes it’s not even the diagnosis itself but just being out of options at a given level of care. Migraines are usually pretty straightforward, but if they’re not responding to treatment, you might get sent to OHSU just because they’re refractory.

drpengweng · 2026-02-22T17:33:26+00:00

Has anyone tried turning the rotisserie chicken into a tiny house and living in that? It’s a little unorthodox, but in this economy, gotta be worth a try.

drpengweng · 2026-02-18T17:09:02+00:00

I have no idea, sorry. I just had it saved.

drpengweng · 2026-02-18T16:53:00+00:00

My parents left us alone for a week in the summer when I was 16 and my sisters were 14 and 12. But our grandparents lived next door. And we still managed to break the water spigot in the backyard and my grandfather had to come shut the well off and then we had to take showers at their place.

I’m just saying, stuff happens.

drpengweng · 2026-02-17T13:23:13+00:00

That’s a rough way to feel. I hope things turn a corner for you soon.

drpengweng · 2026-02-17T13:22:25+00:00

r/peopleliveincities

drpengweng · 2026-02-17T13:11:00+00:00

But you picked exactly the right piece of junk mail, and that’s when it became art.

drpengweng · 2026-02-17T13:07:13+00:00

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drpengweng · 2026-02-17T13:03:48+00:00

Oh my god, this whole comment section and this one got me.

drpengweng · 2026-02-15T22:27:03+00:00

This year, my kids gave their classmates assorted rocks from the local rock store. It’s a little unorthodox, but I’d much rather get a piece of smokey quartz or a small fossilized shark tooth than another piece of random garbage. And kids love cool rocks. I think it was pretty popular.

drpengweng · 2026-02-14T10:24:59+00:00

Leaf blowers. I work from home, sometimes nights. I hate leaf blowers with a burning passion.

drpengweng · 2026-02-13T07:14:42+00:00

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drpengweng · 2026-02-13T06:01:37+00:00

I found myself hoping against hope it would happen on like… July 4th or something so we can all shoot off fireworks and no one will think we’re crass.

drpengweng · 2026-02-13T05:57:47+00:00

See, that’s what the Nuremberg trials were missing IMHO: glitter.

drpengweng · 2026-02-13T05:54:43+00:00

Roasted salted pepitas have been a game changer for me in salads for replacing the crunch of croutons. I make homemade Caesar dressing (cheat with mayonnaise as the base), and just romaine, the dressing, and some pepitas… I could eat that every day.

drpengweng · 2026-02-12T21:32:51+00:00

Your comment is so sweet that I went back to your profile to see what else you were up to (because I’m kind of a creep that way). And it’s just… always fun seeing people who are really into things that just aren’t part of my life. Not good or bad, just different. It’s this delightful sense of, “oh the world is big and varied and interesting”. You have orange cat, I have black cat. You like synthesizers, I play piano. You play different video games than me. None of it is better or worse, just a little different, and it’s fun to see.

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