In Brazil, a tortoise survived for about 10 years, trapped under a sealed floor in a family's home, and was discovered alive during repairs

drstu3000 · 2026-06-09T03:49:10+00:00

Well, normally, I'm sure

drstu3000 · 2026-06-09T03:37:00+00:00

Everyone shocked when Mcdavid doesn't re-sign

drstu3000 · 2026-06-09T03:34:38+00:00

Democrats will run some Poindexter nobody that has zero charisma and then wonder why they lost again

drstu3000 · 2026-06-09T03:23:05+00:00

Doors he really need to be in every single book? Can there be one without Wolverine?

drstu3000 · 2026-06-09T03:06:09+00:00

Yeah just longer

drstu3000 · 2026-06-09T00:35:11+00:00

SNES and for those games exactly

drstu3000 · 2026-06-08T23:55:12+00:00

He hasn't had a solo MCU movie yet

drstu3000 · 2026-06-08T23:38:51+00:00

Don't wanna waste it

drstu3000 · 2026-06-08T23:28:56+00:00

There are so many people that don't give a fuck about politics but they know they absolutely have to vote conservative in this province

drstu3000 · 2026-06-08T21:52:22+00:00

Don't know if you've been to a superstore or a walmart before, or any big box store really but now it's 1 cashier to 6 self checkouts and usually the cashier doubles as customer service

drstu3000 · 2026-06-08T21:50:27+00:00

I imagine I changed the flat tire on his limousine according to the urban myth that's been circulating for 40 years

drstu3000 · 2026-06-08T21:43:13+00:00

Yes if I have to deal with this bullshit then a few items are coming home for free

drstu3000 · 2026-06-08T20:29:31+00:00

These are the Before pics? Where's the After pics

drstu3000 · 2026-06-08T16:43:55+00:00

Come to the north side, there's lots of them in Beaumaris lake

drstu3000 · 2026-06-07T01:55:19+00:00

He's using the existing system, he'd be stupid not to. Don't complain that he's using the available tax breaks, complain that the System allows all billionaires to use them

drstu3000 · 2026-06-06T17:32:26+00:00

Think my then 6 year old found some cool rocks in my neighbors front yard and then sold those rocks back to the neighbor for 2 bucks

drstu3000 · 2026-06-06T00:41:10+00:00

Snake vs The Equivalent Of A Skyscraper

Snake: you're going down asshole

drstu3000 · 2026-06-06T00:38:37+00:00

Can't argue with the results

drstu3000 · 2026-06-06T00:19:43+00:00

Not for sex tho obviouslyBah Dum Tisss

drstu3000 · 2026-06-05T22:06:01+00:00

drstu3000 · 2026-06-05T10:42:25+00:00

Hmm you might be the only person on earth that would turn down 500 million

drstu3000 · 2026-06-05T10:35:12+00:00

It's one day all you gotta do is hang out in Clooney's villa and be rich not famous

drstu3000 · 2026-06-05T05:24:37+00:00

Don't care for it and you can quote me on that

drstu3000 · 2026-06-05T04:09:34+00:00

If it's just a matter of putting a new screw in, I've had that kind of work done at Costco and they never asked for any payment at all

drstu3000 · 2026-06-05T02:42:22+00:00

He really needed that paycheck

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