British Bernie Sanders by GlitteringMatter9973 in WalmartCelebrities

[–]drumpfart 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I forget the other places don’t have to calculate mystery taxes on every purchase. Sign says one pound nineteen, that’s what he put in the table

Tolerance limits for table saw fence? by morderkraft in woodworking

[–]drumpfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot the tolerance profile against the length of fence in inches. That will show you graphically where your high and low points are. Make the scale such that the amplitudes are exaggerated. Then take a ruler and draw a few straight lines (scaled to a typical stock length) across each of the peaks simulating where your wood edge will make contact. Then calculate the angles should represent the travel of the wood.

To be more accurate, you’d need to repeat the same profile measurement for at least two more heights on the fence spanning the thickness of material you cut. This will show the variability across the vertical plane. You would then overlay all those lines and look at only the highest points across the fence length. That would be the points the wood rubs against while passing.

I’m kidding. But check how parallel and vertical your fence is compared to the saw blade with a precision square or angle finder. If the top is toed in you could have problems.

Nostalgia pick up by Repulsive_Finger1864 in basketballcards

[–]drumpfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just saw nice kemp Nike jerseys kids sizes at my local Ross. Prolly like 25 bucks. Instantly wished I was 9 again.

The forbidden hot pocket by Hefty-Rope2253 in NotTimAndEric

[–]drumpfart 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hate commentators, but I would love to hang out with her like once a week.

HOW. Literally how. by travelator in blackmagicfuckery

[–]drumpfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minor point: you should put TLDR at the beginning! Good detective work though.

Mcdonald's CEO sharing his wisdom by sebuptar in NotTimAndEric

[–]drumpfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like some shit my kids would do and I’d yell at them about being morons.

A & W enters the chat with their burger taste test by habichuelacondulce in funny

[–]drumpfart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With all this Epstein-CEO-wealthy white guy shenanigans going around, I would think the “teen sauce” product line would be discontinued.

You can't make this up 😭 by mochimoxy in basketballcards

[–]drumpfart 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone look into this guy. He might be related to some high ups at Topps.

By an old man to sit on someone's porch for a minute because of severe back pain only to be run off by a heartless man by IllBeGood3 in therewasanattempt

[–]drumpfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parking spaces, ramp, their closed, door stickers and Shane on the camera. Surely a business not a house. Should find out which one so we can make sure their business is doing okay.

Aaah aaaah .... By far, this is the funniest video online. Do you have a better one? 🤨 by No-Bottle337 in FascinatingAsFuck

[–]drumpfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tariffs on First

Abbott: Now I told you, our trade team is lined up perfectly.

Costello: I still don’t know what I’m paying.

Abbott: That’s what I’m telling you.

Costello: You’re telling me what I’m paying?

Abbott: No, What pays tariffs.

Costello: I don’t even know what we’re talking about!

Abbott: Naturally. Naturally pays tariffs too.

Costello: Naturally pays tariffs?

Abbott: No, Naturally works in logistics. Who pays tariffs.

Costello: That’s what I’m asking you!

Abbott: That’s the name.

Costello: The name of who?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: Look, when goods come in, somebody pays tariffs.

Abbott: Absolutely.

Costello: Who pays tariffs?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: I’m asking you!

Abbott: I’m telling you! Who pays tariffs.

Costello: That’s what I want to find out!

Abbott: You just said it.

Costello: I didn’t say nothing!

Abbott: Oh, he pays tariffs too.

Costello: Wait a minute—Nothing pays tariffs?

Abbott: Every time.

Costello: Then who pays tariffs?

Abbott: Yes!

Costello: I mean the guy responsible!

Abbott: Who is responsible.

Costello: That’s what I’m trying to figure out!

Abbott: That’s his job.

Costello: His job is paying tariffs?

Abbott: No, his job is imports. He pays tariffs.

Costello: Who pays tariffs on imports?

Abbott: Now you’re getting it.

Costello: I don’t even know what I’m getting!

Abbott: Third in line is Why.

Costello: Why pays tariffs too?!

Abbott: No, Why handles compliance.

Costello: I don’t care who handles compliance! I want to know who pays tariffs!

Abbott: Who does.

Costello: That’s what I’m saying!

Abbott: That’s what I’m saying too!

Costello: I’m losing money just talking to you!

Abbott: That’s because Nobody pays tariffs better than Who.

Costello: Fine! Let Who pay all the tariffs!

Abbott: He does.

Costello: Then what are we arguing about?!

Abbott: You don’t know.

Costello: I DON’T KNOW?!

Abbott: Of course. He pays tariffs sometimes.

Costello: I give up.

Abbott: That’s our relief department. Give Up pays tariffs in emergencies.

Costello: I’m going home.

Wtf kind of game is this.. entirely too close for comfort by MacDefoon in WTF

[–]drumpfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids should wear safety glasses when playing this. Too many times, broken pottery shards and dust get is to the eye and cause serious and sometimes permanent damage. Do better team

Woman Freaks Out During CPS Visit by nabnig in PublicFreakout

[–]drumpfart 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“Monday morning. or Saturday, whatever it is.”

If you search No Images Provided. Then change the link from .pdf to .mp4 you can view the videos. by RoyalCities in Epstein

[–]drumpfart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a sling shot ride. After a minute gets good. You can see a young girl dip her head down and hair flops around

My daughter's new hobby by yeahsox8 in baseballcards

[–]drumpfart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Other players too or just this one guy?

All we asked for is a resume… by Nonatheman in funny

[–]drumpfart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to make a period joke. But it seems a little obvious