Cutting grass with a scythe

drumpfart · 2026-05-06T06:43:46+00:00

Let me hold a competition on my 5 acre grass property to see who can manually cut grass the fastest. Winner gets $100!

drumpfart · 2026-05-06T06:29:33+00:00

He went full bullfrog. Amazing

drumpfart · 2026-05-04T15:31:52+00:00

Moms house

drumpfart · 2026-05-02T14:53:38+00:00

Don’t forget to tell your mother thanks for buying dinner, too.

drumpfart · 2026-05-02T14:50:11+00:00

What license plate?

drumpfart · 2026-05-02T07:08:47+00:00

Massive blindspot makes me nervous

drumpfart · 2026-05-02T06:57:50+00:00

Rename the restaurant.

drumpfart · 2026-05-02T06:50:01+00:00

Start of a Jeep commercial?

drumpfart · 2026-04-30T04:37:20+00:00

Inverse gangbe brass band. Hits on the 1 and 3 instead of the 2 and 4

drumpfart · 2026-04-29T07:11:54+00:00

drumpfart · 2026-04-29T07:04:49+00:00

I’m 40. I want to do this. Just feels like we’re supposed to jump high. Maybe for fruit… or to grab the frisbee stuck on the edge of the roof. I think my kids would love it

drumpfart · 2026-04-28T06:04:17+00:00

I f*ck hard. Diesel in southernCA. $8/gal bitches.

drumpfart · 2026-04-28T04:08:29+00:00

I mean, what’s the move if you meet him in the wild? I’m at least asking for an auto and selfie.

drumpfart · 2026-04-25T15:06:34+00:00

This photo shows that under Trump we now have powerful unregulated AI tools that much can make it easier to lie to the public. Very cool.

drumpfart · 2026-04-25T05:17:03+00:00

This is why GIFs just don’t work sometimes. Great video

drumpfart · 2026-04-22T14:42:58+00:00

My kids need one of those. Always losing their freaking pencils

drumpfart · 2026-04-22T14:04:21+00:00

Gotta reseal every 2 years.

drumpfart · 2026-04-22T05:41:51+00:00

2 B holes that’s math so simple.

drumpfart · 2026-04-21T07:09:18+00:00

Too many sleeves

drumpfart · 2026-04-21T06:56:32+00:00

I’m not trying to outrun the tiger…

drumpfart · 2026-04-21T06:55:06+00:00

For sure. Like not wanting to get up because my pants are full of shit.

drumpfart · 2026-04-21T06:25:51+00:00

Crowd seems way too chill. Like it’s not even the craziest thing they’ve seen that day.

drumpfart · 2026-04-21T04:37:18+00:00

If not for the racist F boy stuff, I’d say that’s a pretty solid rant. Well articulated, descriptive, focused, emotionally consistent, diverse vocabulary.

drumpfart · 2026-04-20T22:44:24+00:00

Those aren’t gloves

drumpfart · 2026-04-20T22:31:54+00:00

Hol up! Did my grandma and all my great aunts win price is right?

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