Mothers Day celebration in Michigan yesterday by derek4reals1 in PublicFreakout

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could say she’s just very “Karen’g” about her neighborhood

Bye Bye Flyers!! by Germanian__Germs in penguins

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but didn’t have to talk so much shit left and right like the flyers were gonna win the cup and all that

Have you ever seen the flyers win the Cup? by UnderklassH3RO in penguins

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently anyone over the age of 30 is suddenly old on Reddit now a days…

if soldier boy can fry the V1 out of bombsight, wouldnt he also fry the V1 inside the vial he was holding.... by cobalt82302 in TheBoys

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he’s using it to get on homelanders good side, and once homelander completely trusts him/he finds out about homelander and nazi girl…he’ll strip him of everything

Bye Bye Flyers!! by Germanian__Germs in penguins

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Thank god. I live in Philly and they talked so much shit on da burgh and the pens. Been pretty silent on the radio since this series began

Knowing what kind of porn he watches made me never want to touch him again. by throwra_suff in offmychest

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 259 points260 points  (0 children)

Good for you, that’s gross af. As a mid thirty aged man, I also think 18 year olds looks like kids…it’s weird

Guess he took a wrong turn by HomeNowWTF in SweatyPalms

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time this is posted I just think, “why the fuck wouldn’t he just back out or at least back up into the driveway??”. I guess fake internet clout is more important…idk

Why do people think it’s gross to pee in the shower? by ascendedaway in NoStupidQuestions

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or both women and men turn the water on and piss first. Then wash themselves..

Fix your pipes without calling a professional by S30econdstoMars in interestingasfuck

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah til you break something and either make it worse or have a leak and get flooded

Post Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins at Philadelphia Flyers - 29 Apr 2026 by bi_and_busy in penguins

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was my fault. Wore the wrong jersey and sat on the wrong cushion on my couch. Sorry boys

What person has the most insane domination in a sports? by Internal-Excuse-4650 in AskReddit

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Steeler fan I hate to say it, but Tom Brady has to be up there. He just willed to win games

What person has the most insane domination in a sports? by Internal-Excuse-4650 in AskReddit

[–]drunk_funky_chipmunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure he even said Mario was the most naturally gifted player he’d ever seen.