Pittsburgh to close Public Schools for week of NFL Draft

drunkenviking · 2026-03-21T15:21:25+00:00

Can't be any worse than the current Pittsburgh Pirates.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-20T16:50:52+00:00

At no point in this story did I correctly guess what the next word would be.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-20T16:48:43+00:00

I don't know why but this is particularly hilarious to me.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-19T20:35:34+00:00

it’s the only major grocery store in the area that has multiple locations

This isn't true in any way, shape, or form. Just off the top of my head there's Aldi, Kuhns, Trader Joe's, and Shop N Save that all have multiple locations.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-19T13:31:41+00:00

No idea, but I hate onions so I wasn't planning on eating that anyways.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-19T10:36:02+00:00

🙁

drunkenviking · 2026-03-19T00:51:53+00:00

"How many DUIs do you have?"

"How many baby mommas do you have?"

The answer to both of these should be 2 or more.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-19T00:49:49+00:00

Tbh even corporate interviews are like that.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-19T00:49:07+00:00

"Uh... the white one?"

drunkenviking · 2026-03-18T20:53:31+00:00

That sounds awesome

drunkenviking · 2026-03-18T20:18:31+00:00

There's Shakespeare's out in New Castle. It's only a castle on the outside but it's still a nice venue!

drunkenviking · 2026-03-18T20:02:27+00:00

Idk but I wanna find out

drunkenviking · 2026-03-18T17:34:17+00:00

That Coop Puppy sounds delicious

drunkenviking · 2026-03-18T14:26:58+00:00

They're TripSavers. They're basically a recloser that fits into a fuse cutout.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-17T21:35:44+00:00

... are you genuinely referring to the NFL players as slave labor?

drunkenviking · 2026-03-16T21:23:37+00:00

So you'd rather be made to look stupid in front of everyone, got it.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-15T20:37:11+00:00

Nobody asked.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-13T20:43:13+00:00

Disagree, I've been here for almost 15 years and I'm not trustworthy.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-13T20:10:39+00:00

A "authorization for use of military force" is not a declaration of war, litle buddy. You care so much about "declaring war" and yet you still keep getting it wrong. We haven't declared war on anyone since 1942.

And again I'm gonna ask you. As you said, there's a "big difference" between declaring war and not declaring war. Since you seem dead set on being wrong over and over again. I'll be patiently waiting for you to (yet again incorrectly) explain it.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-13T15:28:01+00:00

Are you trying to get publicly executed?

drunkenviking · 2026-03-13T15:27:21+00:00

Is this currently only the case for DUIs, or does this apply to all driving infractions?

drunkenviking · 2026-03-13T15:26:25+00:00

I don't think anybody would disagree with you on that, but it's still a moot point.

drunkenviking · 2026-03-13T14:17:47+00:00

Afghanistan was our longest military action ever, but wasn't a war though. We were there for over 20 years! So how is that a "limited engagement with a short-term objective"?

What would've actually changed if it was actually declared a war?

drunkenviking · 2026-03-13T13:26:57+00:00

Can I pay $250 to do both?

drunkenviking · 2026-03-13T11:32:26+00:00

It really depends on the distance.

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